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Animal Lover Lyrics

I'm an animal lover
My dog knows
Every single night I f*** her a******
While the cat just stares (what the f*** you looking at)
And video tapes it underneath the chair
And my bird is f*****
Cause hes locked in the cage and he peaks at my nuts
Snakes got weird p***** it's like putting your d*** in a bigger d*** that's juicy
I gave a roofie to a monkey she gots bananas in the cuzzi
Have you ever f***** a falcon after you c** they fly to a mountain

I'll be good to you
I'm an animal lover an animal lover
I'll be good to you
I'm an animal lover and I never use rubbers
I'll be good to you
I'm an animal lover an animal lover
I'll be good to you
I'm an animal lover and I never use rubbers
I'll be good

I can't hang at the zoo
Cause they caught me banging a kangaroo
I got an ostrich with awkward t***
That sucks my c*** in the office b**** (come here)
Hey yo who that dude over there
b*** nude with his tube in a polar bear
That's me dirt nasty
Sheep in the mirror d*** in the b***cheeks
Gorillas in the mist no
When I come to the congo grap your d*****
The great outdoors
Mother nature what a f****** w****
I'll be good to you
I'm an animal lover an animal lover
I'll be good to you
I'm an animal lover and I never use rubbers
I'll be good to you
I'm an animal lover an animal lover
I'll be good to you
I'm an animal lover and I never use rubbers
I'll be good

The best part about f****** a horse
Is after he rides you to the forest
Penguin p**** cold as f***
And I hold the bill while I bone the duck
Meet me at kincos by the copy machine
With my d*** in a pink flamingo
Candle light dinner with a goose
Whisper in her ear "is your b******* loose"
She said "quack quack quack quack quack"
I smacked her I'm an oakland cracker
I fell in love with a f***** cow
Now were getting married down south
I'll be good to you
I'm an animal lover an animal lover
I'll be good to you
I'm an animal lover and I never use rubbers
I'll be good to you
I'm an animal lover an animal lover
I'll be good to you
I'm an animal lover and I never use rubbers
I'll be good

This song is dedicated to you scruffy I love you
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Dirt Nasty (2007)