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Hide the Hamster Lyrics

Well Billy is a boy who has a few ideas of his own
He has a habitrail maze with 35 hamsters in his home
He takes them to the disco where everybody loves him
They cover them with neet and wash them down so they are nice and clean
Then yank their teeth and pull their claws and dip the little rodents in vaseline
They all have habitrail tubes stuck firmly up their a****
[Chorus:] And they all sing oho oho hide the hamster

They dance around on the dance floor
From each shaking a** hangs a twitching little tail
The hamsters last about five minutes
And their death throws bring the dancers close to ecstasy
They shoot their wads together dead hamsters up their a****
[Chorus:] And they all sing oho oho hide the hamster

They all have habitrail tubes stuck firmly up their a****
Each hamster has an o***** at the very instant of its death
So each person grabs a straw to feltch their partner's a****** of the s****
They'll suck their straws together and swallow rodent s****

[Chorus:] And they all sing oho oho hide the hamster
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