There's a peeping tom on Hogwash Farm
Can I stay here for a while, on Hogwash Farm?
"If you pay off my gambling debts
There's a place for you in the henhouse"
"I'm not your servant
I did used to be a priest but all my good deeds are done
Now I'm wicked and twisted like the man next door"
"Keep away from my daughter
She has homework to do, all year round
I have a dog - he has no sense of humour
He'll remove a leg, just for you"
"I'm not your servant
I did used to be a priest but all my good deeds are done
Now I'm wicked and twisted like the man next door"
It's good to have you here
If you need a shave
Remove half your face
It's all hogwash
Nothing more than hogwash
Can I stay here for a while, on Hogwash Farm?
"If you pay off my gambling debts
There's a place for you in the henhouse"
"I'm not your servant
I did used to be a priest but all my good deeds are done
Now I'm wicked and twisted like the man next door"
"Keep away from my daughter
She has homework to do, all year round
I have a dog - he has no sense of humour
He'll remove a leg, just for you"
"I'm not your servant
I did used to be a priest but all my good deeds are done
Now I'm wicked and twisted like the man next door"
It's good to have you here
If you need a shave
Remove half your face
It's all hogwash
Nothing more than hogwash