Dr.SCHULTZ - What other archaic rituals are you people verboten to take part in?
DJANGO - What?
Dr.SCHULTZ - Like for instance, what if we were to walk in this saloon here, sit down at a table, order a drink, and drink it? Would the authorities frown on that?
DJANGO - Hell yeah, they gonna frown.
Dr.SCHULTZ - What part would they find the most offensive?
DJANGO - All of it. I can't be walkin' in no saloon. I can't be sittin' my a** on no chair, at no table. I can't be drinkin' no drink. And I definitely can't be sharin' no drink, with no white man, in public.
Dr.SCHULTZ - So if you and I did those things, that would be considered enough of a infraction to the saloon keeper go get the sheriff?
DJANGO - You bet your sweet a** they get the sheriff.
Dr.SCHULTZ - In that case Django, after you.
DJANGO - What?
Dr.SCHULTZ - Like for instance, what if we were to walk in this saloon here, sit down at a table, order a drink, and drink it? Would the authorities frown on that?
DJANGO - Hell yeah, they gonna frown.
Dr.SCHULTZ - What part would they find the most offensive?
DJANGO - All of it. I can't be walkin' in no saloon. I can't be sittin' my a** on no chair, at no table. I can't be drinkin' no drink. And I definitely can't be sharin' no drink, with no white man, in public.
Dr.SCHULTZ - So if you and I did those things, that would be considered enough of a infraction to the saloon keeper go get the sheriff?
DJANGO - You bet your sweet a** they get the sheriff.
Dr.SCHULTZ - In that case Django, after you.