Flatfoot Sam bought an automobile No money down, it was a real good deal Didn't wanna work, just ride around town Finance company put his feets on the ground Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam
Flatfoot Sam stole a ten dollar billHe told the judge, he did it for a thrillHe got sixty days suspended fineHe thanked judge for being so kindOh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam
Flatfoot Sam, he got him a jobThe very same day the place got robbed
The cats got away, they couldn't be foundThey picked up Sam and they dragged him downOh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam
Flatfoot Sam playin' a chuck-a-luck gameThe dice got switched, Sam got the blameHe pulled a gun, shut out the lightEverybody hollered, run for your lifeOh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam
Flatfoot Sam went out on a spreeHe married a gal weighed 603She spent all his money, sold all his landNext thing she did, she got another manOh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam
Flatfoot Sam stole a ten dollar billHe told the judge, he did it for a thrillHe got sixty days suspended fineHe thanked judge for being so kindOh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam
Flatfoot Sam, he got him a jobThe very same day the place got robbed
The cats got away, they couldn't be foundThey picked up Sam and they dragged him downOh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam
Flatfoot Sam playin' a chuck-a-luck gameThe dice got switched, Sam got the blameHe pulled a gun, shut out the lightEverybody hollered, run for your lifeOh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam
Flatfoot Sam went out on a spreeHe married a gal weighed 603She spent all his money, sold all his landNext thing she did, she got another manOh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam