Zelda With G-Rated Lyrics Lyrics

Do you recognize this music? ...Well duh!
Why? Ya silly noob, it's the Legend of Zelda!

Here we go now!
I'm an old man and this cave is my home
Take this it's dangerous to go alone
Now journey across a spooky land
You hold in your hand a sword that shoots laser beams
Won't you feel like a man, dressed up like Peter Pan,
on a quest greater than your dreams!
(Than your dreams, than your dreams, fleemy geemy deemy)
Go, Link!
From here to over there, you'll find Ganon's lair,
C'mon it's your destiny!
Trust the hero inside, but if you're terrified, purchase the strategy guide from me
(Fourteen dollars, also tax, here ya go now)
Zelda is looking pretty pale
She just broke a nail!

So hurry!

Just steady thy course,
Go find that Triforce,
then take it by force!
And maybe she'll bake... a cake! Bake a cake, just for you, take a breaky-cake!
Go, Link!
Get your man on!
Seek out Ganon!

Don't be late or hesistate, go consummate your foretold fate!
You just might get a ... DATE!
Woh-oh-woh-woh-woh

It's dangerous to go alone...take some trail mix!