It's Christmas Lyrics

I wake up early and I'm ready to go
I grab a beer and I eat some candy
I hear The d***ies on my radio (Silent night..)
I'm in the spirit and I'm feelin' randy
Do my woman in the snow
Yeah, it's Christmas
It's not for the Jews
Yeah, it's Christmas
And I'm swimmin' in booze
I'm gonna miss this
after Christmas

**** you, stupid homeless guy
You put a damper on my jubilation
My belly's full and I'm really high
Oh, it's a yuletide celebration
Peeing pictures in the snow
Yeah, it's Christmas
It's not for the Jews
Yeah, it's Christmas
And I'm swimmin' in booze
I'm gonna miss this
after Christmas
..found a finger in the snow

Yeah, it's Christmas
It's not for the Jews
Yeah, it's Christmas
And I'm swimmin' in booze
I'm gonna miss this