I'll Be Stoned for Christmas Lyrics

(Parody of I'll Be Home For Christmas by Bing Crosby)

I'll be stoned for Christmas
You can plan on me
I must insist, on the lemon twist
Martinis by the tree
Christmas Eve you'll find me
Sparkin' up some green
Rollin' bones for Christmas dinner
And sipping Irish Cream

Santa Claus will be flying
With his reindeer team
But I'll be crawlin' around on the floor this Christmas
'Cause someone hid my keys

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Bob Rivers Lyrics

White Trash Christmas (2002)

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"I'll Be Stoned for Christmas" es una cancion de Bob Rivers. It is track #12 from the album White Trash Christmas that was released in 2002. The duration of this song is 02:26.