A pirate walks into a bar
And the bartender ask
Whats with the steering wheel in your pants?
And the pirate says
ARGH its driving me nuts.
Now iv'e been riding across the seven seas
Looking for a girl from another fantasy
I keep a big ship they call me Captain Kid
I got the eye patch, Tri hat, Rollin' like a pirate
Shiver my timbers, f*** you till your limber
Freaky, deaky, till you get leaky
Like RUN DMC It's tricky, So animated
Might as well call me Mickey
Pedal to the medal, Red eyes like the devil
Raise the white flag, Can't reach my level
Like, ARGH ARGH! Flow sick like sars!
x** till I hit your mark
Ahoy, Ahoy! Put that happy to the joy
f*** with me, & i'll play you like a game boy!
Ninja, Skin Ya! Throw you in a blenda!
Chop chop chop, im a mother f****** pirate!
Yo ho ho
And a bottle of rum we go
Its my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
And a bottle of rum we go
Its my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
And a bottle of rum we go
Its my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
Its a pirates life for me
Its a pirates life for me
Yo! Ho!
Hahaha, sorry b**** I wasnt calling your name
We burning so hot,
You cant even capture the flame
Street rat, hood rat?
Freak with tats and spoiled brat?
No. Wait, guess again
I'm a m************ pirate
I'm over you like I just drunked
Battle ship you just got sunked
Boy you think you can handle this?
Is your port hole
Is big enough for my ship?
It's not the motion of the ocean and size is a thing
Cuss we ain't getting no where
With these f****** waterwings
I used to be ballin'
Now I'm just dtraight dunkin'
Gold stars for my rhymes
I got all the boys suckin'
Jealous b****** start hatin'
Cause its not them that we f*****'
That game you claim you play
Is the m************ game
That I'm running.
Yo ho ho
And a bottle of rum we go
Its my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
And a bottle of rum we go
Its my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
And a bottle of rum we go
Its my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
Its a pirates life for me
Its a pirates life for me
Now and then we had a hope
that if we lived and were good,
God would permit us to be pirates.
Yo ho ho
Its a pirates life for me
Yo ho ho
Its a pirates life for me
Yo ho ho
And a bottle of rum we go
Its my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
And a bottle of rum we go
Its my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
And a bottle of rum we go
Its my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
Its a pirates life for me
Its a pirates life for me
Yo ho ho
Its a pirates life for me
Yo ho ho
Its a pirates life for me
Im a pirate n****!
And the bartender ask
Whats with the steering wheel in your pants?
And the pirate says
ARGH its driving me nuts.
Now iv'e been riding across the seven seas
Looking for a girl from another fantasy
I keep a big ship they call me Captain Kid
I got the eye patch, Tri hat, Rollin' like a pirate
Shiver my timbers, f*** you till your limber
Freaky, deaky, till you get leaky
Like RUN DMC It's tricky, So animated
Might as well call me Mickey
Pedal to the medal, Red eyes like the devil
Raise the white flag, Can't reach my level
Like, ARGH ARGH! Flow sick like sars!
x** till I hit your mark
Ahoy, Ahoy! Put that happy to the joy
f*** with me, & i'll play you like a game boy!
Ninja, Skin Ya! Throw you in a blenda!
Chop chop chop, im a mother f****** pirate!
Yo ho ho
And a bottle of rum we go
Its my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
And a bottle of rum we go
Its my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
And a bottle of rum we go
Its my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
Its a pirates life for me
Its a pirates life for me
Yo! Ho!
Hahaha, sorry b**** I wasnt calling your name
We burning so hot,
You cant even capture the flame
Street rat, hood rat?
Freak with tats and spoiled brat?
No. Wait, guess again
I'm a m************ pirate
I'm over you like I just drunked
Battle ship you just got sunked
Boy you think you can handle this?
Is your port hole
Is big enough for my ship?
It's not the motion of the ocean and size is a thing
Cuss we ain't getting no where
With these f****** waterwings
I used to be ballin'
Now I'm just dtraight dunkin'
Gold stars for my rhymes
I got all the boys suckin'
Jealous b****** start hatin'
Cause its not them that we f*****'
That game you claim you play
Is the m************ game
That I'm running.
Yo ho ho
And a bottle of rum we go
Its my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
And a bottle of rum we go
Its my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
And a bottle of rum we go
Its my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
Its a pirates life for me
Its a pirates life for me
Now and then we had a hope
that if we lived and were good,
God would permit us to be pirates.
Yo ho ho
Its a pirates life for me
Yo ho ho
Its a pirates life for me
Yo ho ho
And a bottle of rum we go
Its my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
And a bottle of rum we go
Its my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
And a bottle of rum we go
Its my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
Its a pirates life for me
Its a pirates life for me
Yo ho ho
Its a pirates life for me
Yo ho ho
Its a pirates life for me
Im a pirate n****!