I love you baby, I love everything about you
I love the man who cuts your hair, his shiny little buzzsaw
Skimming across your scalp like those ears have got to go
While you contemplate the stillness at the center of your wristwatch
Even with that razor at your throat, ooh, it's such a thrill
Living on the laser's edge, one foot in the gravy
Little dab of something, ooh-la I love you baby
Love your steak and eggs for breakfast
Steak and eggs for breakfast
Love your steak and eggs for breakfast
Steak and eggs for breakfast
I love you baby, I love the man who makes your clothes
His little lapping measure mapping every gleaming inch of you
Every wrinkle, every curve, he's taking up the slacks
You're steady as a statue while he sticks you full of voodoo
Little flicking scissors snick and snip, snip and tuck
Ripping down your, nipping up your, clipping past your windpipe
Take my breath away, ooh-la, it's Romeo in pinstripe
Steak and eggs for breakfast
Steak and eggs for breakfast
Love your steak and eggs for breakfast
Steak and eggs for breakfast
I love you baby, I love the man who makes your
Steak and eggs for breakfast
Steak and eggs for breakfast
I love you baby, I love the man who drives your car
Tearing through the traffic like stiletto through a dishrag
Burning on the curves while you light a cigarette
Drink coffee in a clean white shirt while we do zig-zags
Run 'em in the ditch, leaving taxis in the dust
Sixty from a dead stop in one-point-three-four-zero
Still my beating heart, ooh-la, you're such a hero
Love your steak and eggs for breakfast
Steak and eggs for breakfast
Love your steak and eggs for breakfast
Steak and eggs for breakfast
I love the man who mows your lawn
I love the man who keeps your swimming pool clean
I love the man who does your taxes
I love the man who taught your dog to be so mean
Love your steak and eggs for breakfast
Steak and eggs for breakfast
Love your steak and eggs for breakfast
I love the man who cuts your hair, his shiny little buzzsaw
Skimming across your scalp like those ears have got to go
While you contemplate the stillness at the center of your wristwatch
Even with that razor at your throat, ooh, it's such a thrill
Living on the laser's edge, one foot in the gravy
Little dab of something, ooh-la I love you baby
Love your steak and eggs for breakfast
Steak and eggs for breakfast
Love your steak and eggs for breakfast
Steak and eggs for breakfast
I love you baby, I love the man who makes your clothes
His little lapping measure mapping every gleaming inch of you
Every wrinkle, every curve, he's taking up the slacks
You're steady as a statue while he sticks you full of voodoo
Little flicking scissors snick and snip, snip and tuck
Ripping down your, nipping up your, clipping past your windpipe
Take my breath away, ooh-la, it's Romeo in pinstripe
Steak and eggs for breakfast
Steak and eggs for breakfast
Love your steak and eggs for breakfast
Steak and eggs for breakfast
I love you baby, I love the man who makes your
Steak and eggs for breakfast
Steak and eggs for breakfast
I love you baby, I love the man who drives your car
Tearing through the traffic like stiletto through a dishrag
Burning on the curves while you light a cigarette
Drink coffee in a clean white shirt while we do zig-zags
Run 'em in the ditch, leaving taxis in the dust
Sixty from a dead stop in one-point-three-four-zero
Still my beating heart, ooh-la, you're such a hero
Love your steak and eggs for breakfast
Steak and eggs for breakfast
Love your steak and eggs for breakfast
Steak and eggs for breakfast
I love the man who mows your lawn
I love the man who keeps your swimming pool clean
I love the man who does your taxes
I love the man who taught your dog to be so mean
Love your steak and eggs for breakfast
Steak and eggs for breakfast
Love your steak and eggs for breakfast