f****** wasted evening spent consuming too much of all kinds of s***,
My stupid buddy wasn't thinking when he bought them home with us.
Told him 10 times not to do it, only listened to his d***
Now I'm stuck in this mess, staring at a female abomination
They're completely ugly. And just f****** dumb.
Worst thing is their p******. These stinky hairy c****,
I can't stand it. This s***'s nasty, they expect to get their holes plunged
Revolting sensation spreading out, now I'm about to f****** puke,
Leave the room now, to the kitchen, have to find something to do
That's when the glistening of a bread knife caught the corner of my eye
Storm back into the room holding knife in hand,
Commence hacking slicing at their stinky f****** c****
Won't stop 'till I'm finished. This s*** has to end.
No more of these stinky ugly f****** hairy c****!
Butchery's over, now comes clean up.
Hope my buddy doesn't mind.
Think he's passed out. Doesn't matter, smell got better by a mile.
Now I feel more like f******. Now I finally can get a grip.
Even with their bowels spread across the living room,
They smell more pleasant than their f****** c****.
My stupid buddy wasn't thinking when he bought them home with us.
Told him 10 times not to do it, only listened to his d***
Now I'm stuck in this mess, staring at a female abomination
They're completely ugly. And just f****** dumb.
Worst thing is their p******. These stinky hairy c****,
I can't stand it. This s***'s nasty, they expect to get their holes plunged
Revolting sensation spreading out, now I'm about to f****** puke,
Leave the room now, to the kitchen, have to find something to do
That's when the glistening of a bread knife caught the corner of my eye
Storm back into the room holding knife in hand,
Commence hacking slicing at their stinky f****** c****
Won't stop 'till I'm finished. This s*** has to end.
No more of these stinky ugly f****** hairy c****!
Butchery's over, now comes clean up.
Hope my buddy doesn't mind.
Think he's passed out. Doesn't matter, smell got better by a mile.
Now I feel more like f******. Now I finally can get a grip.
Even with their bowels spread across the living room,
They smell more pleasant than their f****** c****.