Let's write a song, baby
My b**** are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Now sit your a** in the chair and I'll tell you my name,
My daddy always told me that he didn't wanna hear me complain,
That's why my b**** are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
I hope this song will explain,
Just why my b**** are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Well I was born in the back of a truck on the fourth of july,
I was raised by a Portuguese ninja who taught me to fly,
A business man pulled over and he asked if I needed a ride,
I had to eat that business man for lunch cos I wanted his tie,
d*** I look good in that tie,
Air born Portuguese ninja eats man for his tie,
My b**** are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My b**** are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My daddy always told me that he didn't wanna hear me complain,
That's why my b**** are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My b**** are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My b**** are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My b**** are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My b**** are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My b**** are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My b**** are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My b**** are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My b**** are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My b**** are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain
My b**** are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Now sit your a** in the chair and I'll tell you my name,
My daddy always told me that he didn't wanna hear me complain,
That's why my b**** are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
I hope this song will explain,
Just why my b**** are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Well I was born in the back of a truck on the fourth of july,
I was raised by a Portuguese ninja who taught me to fly,
A business man pulled over and he asked if I needed a ride,
I had to eat that business man for lunch cos I wanted his tie,
d*** I look good in that tie,
Air born Portuguese ninja eats man for his tie,
My b**** are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My b**** are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My daddy always told me that he didn't wanna hear me complain,
That's why my b**** are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My b**** are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My b**** are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My b**** are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My b**** are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My b**** are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My b**** are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My b**** are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My b**** are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My b**** are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain