My name is Uncle k***by, I hang around primary schools,
Underneath my raincoat, I'm always totally nude,
I show my navel fluff collection to lots of fully-clothed men,
I get a full erection, and have to rush to the gents.
Ooh! Uncle k***by, where's our special treat?
Why do you keep taking pictures and sniffing our bicycle seats?
I introduce my p**** to hamsters, gerbils and mice,
I like to read Fiesta, and peek at the reader's wives.
Ooh! Uncle k***by, can't we please go home?
Why do you hide in the bushes? What have you done with our clothes?
I grummidge in my portfolio, which is full of Tampax ads,
I look up my own bottom with mirrors from ladies' handbags.
Ooh! Uncle k***by, can't we please go home?
We've never seen any d*****, we don't want to wear pantyhose,
Ooh! Uncle k***by, Why have you smeared us with cake?
We don't like standing in custard, and we don't want to play with your snake.
Underneath my raincoat, I'm always totally nude,
I show my navel fluff collection to lots of fully-clothed men,
I get a full erection, and have to rush to the gents.
Ooh! Uncle k***by, where's our special treat?
Why do you keep taking pictures and sniffing our bicycle seats?
I introduce my p**** to hamsters, gerbils and mice,
I like to read Fiesta, and peek at the reader's wives.
Ooh! Uncle k***by, can't we please go home?
Why do you hide in the bushes? What have you done with our clothes?
I grummidge in my portfolio, which is full of Tampax ads,
I look up my own bottom with mirrors from ladies' handbags.
Ooh! Uncle k***by, can't we please go home?
We've never seen any d*****, we don't want to wear pantyhose,
Ooh! Uncle k***by, Why have you smeared us with cake?
We don't like standing in custard, and we don't want to play with your snake.