"Just take a look over there. Is that one fit, with the long dark hair?",
"She's got to be a mucky tart, her mate looks like a madman's a***."
"Can I have the fit one?"
"Now don't be boring."
"My k***'s cotdeath - its one foot long, and hard to get up in the morning!"
Thank f*** for ugly women, all the boilers, bags and trolls,
Just so they could get a s***, they invented alcohol,
Thank f*** for ugly women, all the boilers, bags and trolls,
Just so they could get a s***, they invented alcohol.
She had a face a pig wouldn't lick, complexion like a bag of sick,
Underneath her hanging gut, an alsatian with its windpipe cut,
Real fish in her fishnets, and squashed in a paste,
Two eels (heels), two soles, and between her legs A very smelly plaice (place).
Thank f*** for ugly women, all the boilers, bags and trolls,
Just so they could get a s***, they invented alcohol,
Thank f*** for ugly women, all the boilers, bags and trolls,
Just so they could get a s***, they invented alcohol.
Thank f*** for ugly women, all the boilers, bags and trolls,
Just so they could get a s***, they invented alcohol,
Thank f*** for ugly women, all the boilers, bags and trolls,
Just so they could get a s***, they invented alcohol.
Thank f*** for ugly women, all the boilers, bags and trolls,
Just so they could get a s***, they invented alcohol,
Thank f*** for ugly women, all the boilers, bags and trolls,
Just so they could get a s***, they invented alcohol.
©1989 The Macc Lads
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"She's got to be a mucky tart, her mate looks like a madman's a***."
"Can I have the fit one?"
"Now don't be boring."
"My k***'s cotdeath - its one foot long, and hard to get up in the morning!"
Thank f*** for ugly women, all the boilers, bags and trolls,
Just so they could get a s***, they invented alcohol,
Thank f*** for ugly women, all the boilers, bags and trolls,
Just so they could get a s***, they invented alcohol.
She had a face a pig wouldn't lick, complexion like a bag of sick,
Underneath her hanging gut, an alsatian with its windpipe cut,
Real fish in her fishnets, and squashed in a paste,
Two eels (heels), two soles, and between her legs A very smelly plaice (place).
Thank f*** for ugly women, all the boilers, bags and trolls,
Just so they could get a s***, they invented alcohol,
Thank f*** for ugly women, all the boilers, bags and trolls,
Just so they could get a s***, they invented alcohol.
Thank f*** for ugly women, all the boilers, bags and trolls,
Just so they could get a s***, they invented alcohol,
Thank f*** for ugly women, all the boilers, bags and trolls,
Just so they could get a s***, they invented alcohol.
Thank f*** for ugly women, all the boilers, bags and trolls,
Just so they could get a s***, they invented alcohol,
Thank f*** for ugly women, all the boilers, bags and trolls,
Just so they could get a s***, they invented alcohol.
©1989 The Macc Lads
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