God's Been Tapping My Phone Lyrics

I spoke to God last night
you know He wasn't that glad to see me
He just walked right in
and said I failed it all completely
He gave me just today
to see if I could find
just one person
who thinks I'm good for anything
Oh oh

And so I phoned you up
I thought that maybe you could help me out
I know you're on the spot
I know there's lots that we should talk about
But I don't have much choice
'cause I can seem to find
just one person
who thinks I'm good for anything
So please just say
I'm not such a bad guy anyway
or am I?
This time my goose is really cooked
I wonder just how long He's known
God's been tapping my phone
I guess that's why I'm always alone
God's been tapping my phone
I guess that's why I'm always... I'm always alone

So me and God we talked
He said that Heaven wouldn't let me in
and I tried to tell my side
but that's an argument I couldn't win
because He knew each lie
that I told to you
and I thought He only
heard me in confessional
or so they said
in my old Sunday school
I guess the joke's on me
Who knows how much
He's overheard
this time I'm all alone
God's been tapping my phone
I guess that's why I'm always alone
God's been tapping my phone
I guess that's why I'm always alone