Star Wars Won't Work Lyrics

FZ--lead guitar, synth, vocal
Ike Willis--rhythm guitar, synth, vocal
Mike Keneally--rhythm guitar, synth, vocal
Bobby Martin--keyboards, vocal
Ed Mann--vibes, marimba, electronic percussion
Walt Fowler--trumpet, flugel horn, synth
Bruce Fowler--trombone
Paul Carman--alto sax, soprano sax, baritone sax
Albert Wing--tenor sax
Kurt McGettrick--baritone sax, contrabass clarinet
Scott Thunes--electric bass, Minimoog
Chad Wackerman--drums, electronic percussion
Beethovensaal, Liederhalle, Stuttgart, Germany
May 24, 1988

Star Wars won't work
Star Wars won't work
Star Wars won't work
Star Wars won't work
Star Wars won't work
Star Wars won't work
The gas still gets through
It can get right on you
And what about those germs now
Star Wars won't work
It's a piece of s***
Why are they even talkin' about it anymore
It's just an expensive bunch of nothing . . .