[Parody of "Like A Rolling Stone" by Bob Dylan]
Once upon a time you looked so fine, Monday night at nine on Fox prime time, I'm digging you,
People called, said, "Hey, Girl, You eat like a squirrel" Sneakin' off to hurl, You did now, Didn't you?
You used to prance about, You wore those little dresses and you, You filled 'em out,
And now you don't look so stout, And all those rumors they keep flying about,
About how you're finishing two peas, A cracker and your cottage cheese, And call it a meal.
Ally McBeal, Ally McBeal, Eat a big T-bone, Get Domino's on the phone, 'Cause you're all just skin and bone, A Karen Carpenter clone,
Ally McBeal, Come on, Eat, Ally McBeal, Oh, Ally McBeal.
Once upon a time you looked so fine, Monday night at nine on Fox prime time, I'm digging you,
People called, said, "Hey, Girl, You eat like a squirrel" Sneakin' off to hurl, You did now, Didn't you?
You used to prance about, You wore those little dresses and you, You filled 'em out,
And now you don't look so stout, And all those rumors they keep flying about,
About how you're finishing two peas, A cracker and your cottage cheese, And call it a meal.
Ally McBeal, Ally McBeal, Eat a big T-bone, Get Domino's on the phone, 'Cause you're all just skin and bone, A Karen Carpenter clone,
Ally McBeal, Come on, Eat, Ally McBeal, Oh, Ally McBeal.