Happy Holidays Lyrics

It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped
two f*****' presents
It's Christmas eve and I've only wrapped
two f****** presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your Dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again.
Unless your mom will touch my c***
I'll never talk to you again.
e******** into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again
It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate
seven f*****' hotdogs
It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate
seven f*****' hotdogs
And he s***, s***, s*** in pants
He's always f*****' s***in his pants
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again.
Unless your mom'll touch my c***
I'll never talk to you again.
e******** into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again