Man (Opposable Thumb) Lyrics

I'm being hassled by the man.
The man.
The man.
The man,
Man - crush a killer with a thigh bone.
Man - you call the cable, make a cozy home.
Man - you need a rock 'n' roll singer.
Man - you gotta thumb and a finger...
You got an opposable thumb,
Opposable thumb.
Opposable thumb.
I got one!
Opposable thumb.
Opposable thumb.
Opposable thumb.
(Check it out!)
I got one!
Yeah! 1973!
Post '76, Ahh!
One time I was a...
Man - crush a killer with a rock.
Man - ten millon years until you talk.
Man - are you a cruncher and a moaner?
Man - all you can manage is a b****...
You got opposable thumb
Opposable thumb.
Opposable thumb.
Well, I got one!
Opposable thumb.
Opposable thumb.
Opposable thumb.
I got one!
Alright... Yeah, arh! Arh!
Man - you gotta learn to drive a big rig.
Man - you lose your hair, you wear a tiny wig.
Man - you got something against me.
Man - you're gonna have to try and kill me.
If you want to be a man.
If you want to be a man.
If you want to be a man.
If you want to be a man.
You gotta want to be a man.
You gotta want to be a man.
You gotta want to be a man.
You gotta want to be a man.
I got one of those opposable thumbs...