Christmas time is here again, Macc Lads have a ball,
All the crack are stood in line and s***ged against the wall
Lots of ale and Christmas snogs and puking up in the Bear's Head bogs
Jingle bells, Muttley smells, Beater's on his back
Stez has got a hard-on and he's s******* all the crack
Beater found 300 johnnies in his Christmas stocking,
We didn't see him 'til New Year's Eve, he was off to do some f******
One thing Beater doesn't know, we s***ged his mum under the mistletoe
Jingle bells, f****** hell, party every night
Macc Lads go out s******* every crack in sight
Got a kaleidoscope from Aunty Dot, and I had to thank her
Got f*** all from Uncle Bob, coz he's a f****** w*****
Lots to eat, films on telly, time to get your fingers smelly
Jingle bells, jingle bells, where's the mistletoe?
Macc Lads go out drinking and puking in the snow
All the crack are stood in line and s***ged against the wall
Lots of ale and Christmas snogs and puking up in the Bear's Head bogs
Jingle bells, Muttley smells, Beater's on his back
Stez has got a hard-on and he's s******* all the crack
Beater found 300 johnnies in his Christmas stocking,
We didn't see him 'til New Year's Eve, he was off to do some f******
One thing Beater doesn't know, we s***ged his mum under the mistletoe
Jingle bells, f****** hell, party every night
Macc Lads go out s******* every crack in sight
Got a kaleidoscope from Aunty Dot, and I had to thank her
Got f*** all from Uncle Bob, coz he's a f****** w*****
Lots to eat, films on telly, time to get your fingers smelly
Jingle bells, jingle bells, where's the mistletoe?
Macc Lads go out drinking and puking in the snow