s****, s****, I f*** s****.
s**** get f***** when I f*** s****.
No if's, and's or but's. I f*** s****.
I f*** s****. Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-sucking,
You'll need a serene night to green-light a b*** f******,
But that'll be easy with sleazy old s*** f******.
Boo to the nice girls. Praise be to s*** f******!
I have a list. A list? Yes a list of all the s**** I've missed.
I've never f***** or sucked these s**** and thus my nuts are f****** p*****.
So when I f*** the lucky s*** my nut removes her from the list.
Another dumb c**-bucket struck from my nut sucking,
Suck it s***, s*** f****** bucket-list.
s**** can be white, black, brown, pink, or almond.
They can be skinny with big t*** or be skinny with small ones.
s**** can be perky, preppy or posh with their brains and their clothes all shrunk from the wash.
But other s**** are pretty and funny and smart.
These s**** can lift all your thoughts from your d*** to your heart.
They can talk about science, music, or art.
They can put you together or they can pull you apart.
But don't trust these s****, don't, don't you dare.
They'll force you to trust them and love them and care.
And then they'll be gone and then you'll be aware
Of that hole in your heart that that dumb s*** left there.
s**** get f***** when I f*** s****.
No if's, and's or but's. I f*** s****.
I f*** s****. Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-sucking,
You'll need a serene night to green-light a b*** f******,
But that'll be easy with sleazy old s*** f******.
Boo to the nice girls. Praise be to s*** f******!
I have a list. A list? Yes a list of all the s**** I've missed.
I've never f***** or sucked these s**** and thus my nuts are f****** p*****.
So when I f*** the lucky s*** my nut removes her from the list.
Another dumb c**-bucket struck from my nut sucking,
Suck it s***, s*** f****** bucket-list.
s**** can be white, black, brown, pink, or almond.
They can be skinny with big t*** or be skinny with small ones.
s**** can be perky, preppy or posh with their brains and their clothes all shrunk from the wash.
But other s**** are pretty and funny and smart.
These s**** can lift all your thoughts from your d*** to your heart.
They can talk about science, music, or art.
They can put you together or they can pull you apart.
But don't trust these s****, don't, don't you dare.
They'll force you to trust them and love them and care.
And then they'll be gone and then you'll be aware
Of that hole in your heart that that dumb s*** left there.