I'm not the kind of man
Who can wear just anything
And I'm not the kind of man
That can make a French woman sad or sing
If only I could be like him
Then everthing would be okay
I'd always know just what to do
And exactly what to say
Point a gun at him
He'll stay cool
Whatever else he may be
He's no fool
Wish I had hair like Alain Delon
I Wish I had hair like Alain Delon
Wish I had hair like Alain Delon
I Wish I had hair like Alain Delon
He's bound to lose his memory
In the first 24 frames
Get knocked off his
In the middle of a game
Push him off the edge of cliff
He'll still show no fear
Whatever you do to him
He will always be right here
Point a gun at him
He'll stay cool
Whatever else he may be
He's no fool
Wish I had hair like Alain Delon
I Wish I had hair like Alain Delon
Wish I had hair like Alain Delon
I Wish I had hair like Alain Delon
Point a gun at him
He'll stay cool
Whatever else he may be
He's no fool
Well, I'm not the kind of man
Who can wear just anything
And I'm not the kind of man
That can make a French woman sad or sing
If only I could be like him
Then everthing would be okay
I'd always know just what to do
And exactly what to say
Wish I had hair like Alain Delon
I Wish I had hair like Alain Delon
Wish I had hair like Alain Delon
I Wish I had hair like Alain Delon
Who can wear just anything
And I'm not the kind of man
That can make a French woman sad or sing
If only I could be like him
Then everthing would be okay
I'd always know just what to do
And exactly what to say
Point a gun at him
He'll stay cool
Whatever else he may be
He's no fool
Wish I had hair like Alain Delon
I Wish I had hair like Alain Delon
Wish I had hair like Alain Delon
I Wish I had hair like Alain Delon
He's bound to lose his memory
In the first 24 frames
Get knocked off his
In the middle of a game
Push him off the edge of cliff
He'll still show no fear
Whatever you do to him
He will always be right here
Point a gun at him
He'll stay cool
Whatever else he may be
He's no fool
Wish I had hair like Alain Delon
I Wish I had hair like Alain Delon
Wish I had hair like Alain Delon
I Wish I had hair like Alain Delon
Point a gun at him
He'll stay cool
Whatever else he may be
He's no fool
Well, I'm not the kind of man
Who can wear just anything
And I'm not the kind of man
That can make a French woman sad or sing
If only I could be like him
Then everthing would be okay
I'd always know just what to do
And exactly what to say
Wish I had hair like Alain Delon
I Wish I had hair like Alain Delon
Wish I had hair like Alain Delon
I Wish I had hair like Alain Delon