The Chicken Cow Lyrics

This beast comes out when it is 25 degrees below zero
It can rip your head off
It can fly as high as a bird
It can b*** your face
The Chicken Cow
The Chicken Cow
The Chicken Cow
The Chicken Cow

This beast killed as many as 100,000 people
Its wings can flap like a bird
It can break a glass
It can also stab you in the a**
The Chicken Cow
The Chicken Cow
The Chicken Cow
The Chicken Cow

This beast attacked my brother
It stabbed him in the a** while he was in the cold
His hands were frostbitten
His hands were also numb
The Chicken Cow
The Chicken Cow
The Chicken Cow
The Chicken Cow

Rock over London
Rock on Chicago
Blockbuster Video
Wow, what a difference