A man of intrigue, he lives for thrill
Always has places to go and people to kill
Danger is the game he plays, and he holds every card
'Cuz if you wanna win, you gotta spy hard
A man of the world, so suave and discreet
He trips over the women piled up at his feet
But evil's lurking, so he's always on his guard
'Cuz if you're gonna spy, you better spy hard
He's always there when the chips are beginning to fall
He wouldn't care if they kicked him and grabbed him and shot him and stabbed him and nailed both his ears to the wall
Facing death every day is a tough job for any man
But his hours are flexible and he's got a great dental plan
By the way, if you walked in late
Allow me to reiterate
The name of this movie is Spy Hard
They call it Spy Hard
You're watching Spy Hard
It's the theme from Spy Hard
Always has places to go and people to kill
Danger is the game he plays, and he holds every card
'Cuz if you wanna win, you gotta spy hard
A man of the world, so suave and discreet
He trips over the women piled up at his feet
But evil's lurking, so he's always on his guard
'Cuz if you're gonna spy, you better spy hard
He's always there when the chips are beginning to fall
He wouldn't care if they kicked him and grabbed him and shot him and stabbed him and nailed both his ears to the wall
Facing death every day is a tough job for any man
But his hours are flexible and he's got a great dental plan
By the way, if you walked in late
Allow me to reiterate
The name of this movie is Spy Hard
They call it Spy Hard
You're watching Spy Hard
It's the theme from Spy Hard