Female contestant: "Gentlemen, do I have at least one number right?"
*commotion in the audience*
Bob Barker: "OH - ah... Was that a horn? No number right... Not. One. Number. Right. That has never happened before, y'know!"
Yeah, in fact I do know, Bob...
Man, these rappers remind me of that kid that falls off the log on YouTube into the creek.
Check it out, uh
All we do is inhale, exhale
We succeed while y'all motherf*****s fail.
It's as easy as breathin' for me to combine with the rhythm,
EOM, I'm thinkin' that it's time that we hit 'em with the..
.. The price is wrong,
If the price is good then we're doin' this for twice as long.
We're 'bout to go skiing and bail,
We succeed while y'all motherf*****s fail, FAIL.
Ayo, I been making music ever since I was a mini tyke,
Since Bob Barker started rockin' skinny mikes,
Spent many busy nights tryna get it tight,
Rappers tryna give advice, but the price isn't right.
I heard your s**t on facebook, I didn't like.
It made me navigate to a different site.
Your rhyming is terrible, you ain't spittin' right,
Your timing's unbearable, man, your rhythm's white.
Better take that test and get that GED, sir,
You could still be a substitute PE teacher,
You will never be as capable as me and E were
At thirteen
You are hurting.
I'm a**erting my point using evidence that you provided,
I've come to the conclusion that you are too misguided.
Music ain't somethin' everyone can supply well,
You are an F TO THE A TO THE I, L.
All we do is inhale, exhale
We succeed while y'all motherf*****s fail,
It's as easy as breathin' for me to combine with the rhythm,
EOM, I'm thinkin' that it's time that we hit 'em with the..
.. The price is wrong,
If the price is good then we're doin' this for twice as long.
we just got accepted to Yale,
We succeed while y'all motherf*****s fail, FAIL.
Yo,
Took a s**t where the Grammy red carpet starts,
So all the celebrities loved our skidmarks.
We did the f***in' national anthem at the Superbowl with armpit farts, man,
We set trends...
You ain't s**t, follower,
As a kid you were a paint-chip swallower.
How does lead-based fire-engine red taste?
You were forced to sniff glue and were fed paste,
'Til you were dumb and delirious,
Don't let it get you down,
You're just young and inexperienced.
I've gripped hold of a few more mic stands,
I spit cold like a blue Coors Light can,
You must've fell from the Fail Tree,
And hit every branch,
You like a fat girl ordering heavy ranch,
On her fried chicken salad with a diet c**e,
The pressure's on every time you choke.
All we do is inhale, exhale
We succeed while y'all motherf*****s fail,
It's as easy as breathin' for me to combine with the rhythm,
EOM, I'm thinkin' that it's time that we hit 'em with the..
.. The price is wrong,
If the price is good then we're doin' this for twice as long.
Just got a million dollar check in the mail,
We succeed while y'all motherf*****s fail, FAIL.
*commotion in the audience*
Bob Barker: "OH - ah... Was that a horn? No number right... Not. One. Number. Right. That has never happened before, y'know!"
Yeah, in fact I do know, Bob...
Man, these rappers remind me of that kid that falls off the log on YouTube into the creek.
Check it out, uh
All we do is inhale, exhale
We succeed while y'all motherf*****s fail.
It's as easy as breathin' for me to combine with the rhythm,
EOM, I'm thinkin' that it's time that we hit 'em with the..
.. The price is wrong,
If the price is good then we're doin' this for twice as long.
We're 'bout to go skiing and bail,
We succeed while y'all motherf*****s fail, FAIL.
Ayo, I been making music ever since I was a mini tyke,
Since Bob Barker started rockin' skinny mikes,
Spent many busy nights tryna get it tight,
Rappers tryna give advice, but the price isn't right.
I heard your s**t on facebook, I didn't like.
It made me navigate to a different site.
Your rhyming is terrible, you ain't spittin' right,
Your timing's unbearable, man, your rhythm's white.
Better take that test and get that GED, sir,
You could still be a substitute PE teacher,
You will never be as capable as me and E were
At thirteen
You are hurting.
I'm a**erting my point using evidence that you provided,
I've come to the conclusion that you are too misguided.
Music ain't somethin' everyone can supply well,
You are an F TO THE A TO THE I, L.
All we do is inhale, exhale
We succeed while y'all motherf*****s fail,
It's as easy as breathin' for me to combine with the rhythm,
EOM, I'm thinkin' that it's time that we hit 'em with the..
.. The price is wrong,
If the price is good then we're doin' this for twice as long.
we just got accepted to Yale,
We succeed while y'all motherf*****s fail, FAIL.
Yo,
Took a s**t where the Grammy red carpet starts,
So all the celebrities loved our skidmarks.
We did the f***in' national anthem at the Superbowl with armpit farts, man,
We set trends...
You ain't s**t, follower,
As a kid you were a paint-chip swallower.
How does lead-based fire-engine red taste?
You were forced to sniff glue and were fed paste,
'Til you were dumb and delirious,
Don't let it get you down,
You're just young and inexperienced.
I've gripped hold of a few more mic stands,
I spit cold like a blue Coors Light can,
You must've fell from the Fail Tree,
And hit every branch,
You like a fat girl ordering heavy ranch,
On her fried chicken salad with a diet c**e,
The pressure's on every time you choke.
All we do is inhale, exhale
We succeed while y'all motherf*****s fail,
It's as easy as breathin' for me to combine with the rhythm,
EOM, I'm thinkin' that it's time that we hit 'em with the..
.. The price is wrong,
If the price is good then we're doin' this for twice as long.
Just got a million dollar check in the mail,
We succeed while y'all motherf*****s fail, FAIL.