The Toy Dolls Lyrics

Olgacoustic
(2015)
  1. Theme Tune
  2. Dig That Groove Baby
  3. She'll Be Back With Keith Someday
  4. Idle Gossip
  5. The Death Of Barry The Roofer With Vertigo
  6. PC Stoker
  7. Dirty Doreen
  8. Deidre's A Slag
  9. Olga I Cannot
  10. You Won't Be Merry On A North Sea Ferry
  11. Poor Davey
  12. My Wife's A Psychopath
  13. Alfie From The Bronx
  14. Bitten By A Bed Bug
  15. Theme Tune
The Album After the Last One
(2012)
  1. Olgamental Intro
  2. Credit Crunch Christmas
  3. Molly Was Immoral
  4. Sciatica Sucks
  5. B.E.E.R.
  6. Kevin's Cotton Wool Kids
  7. Don't Drive Yer Car Up Draycott Avenue
  8. Dirty Doreen
  9. Down at the Old 29
  10. Marty's Mam
  11. Gordon Brown Gets Me Down
  12. Decca's Drinkin' Dilemma
  13. Olgamental Outro
  14. Fiery Jack (Olga acoustic)
  15. Cloughy Is a Bootboy (Olga acoustic)
  16. The Sphinx Stinks (Olga acoustic)
  17. I've Got Asthma (Olga acoustic)
  18. Sunderland Celbrity
Our Last Album?
(2004)
  1. Our Last Intro?
  2. The Death of Barry the Roofer With Vertigo
  3. Cheatin' Chick From China
  4. Daveys Days
  5. No One Knew the Real Emu
  6. I Gave My Heart to a Slag Called Sharon From Whitley Bay
  7. Jeans Been
  8. Rita's Innocent
  9. She's So Modern
  10. Chenky Is a Puff
  11. I Caught It From Camilla
  12. Our Last Outro?
  13. The Final Countdown
  14. Tony Talks Tripe
  15. Yul Brynner Was a Skinhead
  16. Thank You To
Anniversary Anthems
(2000)
  1. The Anniversary Waltz
  2. My Baby Is a Battleaxe
  3. Her With a Hoover
  4. Alec's Back
  5. Dorkmania
  6. Audreys Alone at Last
  7. Eine Kleine Nacht Muzic
  8. Charlies Watching
  9. I Wish My Eyes Were Ernies
  10. Livin' on Newton Hall
  11. What She Had With Huey
  12. I've Had Enough o' Magaluf
  13. Livin la Vida Loca
  14. The Anniversary Waltz
  15. We're 21 Today
One More Megabyte
(1997)
  1. Mega Intro
  2. One More Megabyte
  3. She's a Leech
  4. Me 'n' John Williams
  5. She'll be Back With Keith Someday
  6. I'm Gonna be 500 Miles
  7. Bachelor Boy/When Garry Married Melanie
  8. Fred Olivier
  9. In Tommy's Head
  10. Bored Housewife
  11. The Memory of Nobby
  12. The Devil Went Down to Scunthorpe
  13. Mega Outro
Absurd-Ditties
(1993)
  1. Absurd-Ditties
  2. I'm a Telly Addict
  3. Terry Talking
  4. Ernie Had a Hernia
  5. Toccata in Dm
  6. My Wife's a Psychopath
  7. Sod the Neighbours
  8. Melancholy Margaret
  9. Drooling Banjos
  10. Alec's Gone
  11. When You're Jimmy Saville
  12. Caught Up the Reeperbahn!
  13. Dez the Demon Decorator
  14. Absurd-Ditties (End Bit)
Fat Bob's Feet!
(1990)
  1. Gloomy Intro / Toy Doll Tonic
  2. Fat Bob's Feet!
  3. We Quit the Cavalry
  4. The Sphinx Stinks
  5. Rodney's Memory
  6. Olga Crack Corn
  7. Bitten by a Bed Bug!
  8. Kids in Tyne & Wear
  9. Frankie's Got the Blues
  10. A Bunch o' Fairies
  11. Yellow Burt
  12. Back in '79
  13. The Coppers Copt Ken's Cash!
  14. Toy Doll Tonic / Gloomy Outro
  15. Turtle Crazy!
Wakey Wakey!
(1989)
  1. Introduction
  2. Wakey Wakey Intro
  3. Lester Fiddled the Tax Man
  4. Pot Belly Bill
  5. One Night in Moscow (& We'll Be Russian Home!)
  6. Cloughy Is a Bootboy!
  7. Sabre Dance
  8. Daveys Took the Plunge
  9. There's a Trollop Up Elmwood Street
  10. No Particular Place to Go
  11. Poverty Pleadin' Peter
  12. Blaze of the Borough
  13. Wakey Wakey Outro
  14. Goodnight Irene
Bare Faced Cheek
(1987)
  1. Bare Faced Cheek (intro)
  2. Yul Brynner Was a Skinhead
  3. How Do You Deal With Neal?
  4. Howza Bouta Kiss Babe??!
  5. Fisticuffs in Frederick Street
  6. A. Diamond
  7. Quick to Quit the Quentin
  8. Nowt Can Compare to Sunderland Fine Fare
  9. Neville Is a Nerd
  10. Park Lane Punch Up
  11. The Ashbrooke Launderette (You'll Stink, Your Clothes Shrink, Your Whites'll Be as Black as Ink)
  12. Bare Faced Cheek (outro)
Idle Gossip
(1986)
  1. Idle Gossip
  2. Do You Wanna Be Like Dougy Bell?
  3. The Lambrusco Kid
  4. You Won't Be Merry on a North Sea Ferry
  5. Harry Cross (A Tribute to Edna)
  6. Geordie's Gone to Jail
  7. Silly Billy
  8. If You're in a Pop Group You'll End Up Paying a Fortune Practicing at Peter Practice's Practice Place
  9. PC Stoker
  10. I Tried to Trust Tracey
  11. Keith's a Thief
  12. I'll Get Even With Steven (Steve Is Tender)
A Far Out Disc
(1985)
  1. A Far Out Theme Tune
  2. She Goes to Finos
  3. Razzmatazz Intro
  4. Modern Schools of Motoring
  5. Carol Dodds Is Pregnant
  6. You and a Box of Handkerchiefs
  7. Bless You My Son
  8. My Girlfriend's Dad's a Vicar
  9. Come Back Jackie
  10. Do You Want to Finish... Or What?!
  11. Commercial Break
  12. Chartbuster / Razzmatazz (outro)
  13. We're Mad
  14. Wipe Out!
  15. Florence Is Deaf (But There's No Need to Shout)
  16. A Far Out Theme Tune
Dig That Groove Baby
(1983)
  1. Theme Tune
  2. Dig That Groove Baby
  3. Dougy Giro
  4. Spiders in the Dressing Room
  5. Glenda and the Test Tube Baby
  6. Up the Garden Path
  7. Nellie the Elephant
  8. Poor Davey
  9. Stay Mellow
  10. Queen Alexandra Road Is Where She Said She'd Be, but Was She There to Meet Me... No Chance
  11. Worse Things Happen at Sea
  12. Blue Suede Shoes
  13. Firey Jack
  14. Theme Tune
The Toy Dolls Album
(1982)
  1. Deirdre's a Slag
  2. I've Got Ashtma
  3. She's a Worky Ticket
  4. She Goes to Finos
  5. Tommy Kowey's Car
  6. Everybody Jitterbug
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