Sale of the Century Lyrics

Step right up now, hurry, hurry, hurry
Come on down and play
Take your seats for the sale of the century
Anything you want we've got it here today
We've got the Milai Massacre, E-type Jaguar
Barbie, Ken and Christy Brown
Anne Frank's Diary, DC's Library
A chunk of the Berlin wall

Sure you can find what you're after
We've got it all for sale today
Save all your change, come and play
20th century sale starts today

Step right up now, hurry, hurry, hurry
Come on down and play
Take your seats for the sale of the century
Anything you want we've got it here today
We've got dry-weave topsheets
Beatle-mania, Nutrasweet, Gagarin, Shepherd and then
Hiroshima, non-dairy creamer
And a chunk of the Berlin wall
Sure you can find what you're after
We've got it all for sale today
Save all your change, come and play
20th century sale starts today

Step right up now, hurry, hurry, hurry
Come on down and play
Take your seats for the sale of the century

Anything you want
Anything you want
Anything you want