The Frantics Lyrics

Frantic Times
(2003)
  1. Car Noises
  2. Ed's Perfume
  3. The Human Race
  4. Mrs. Sarnicky's Soap
  5. Heaven Is for Presbyterians
  6. Butcher's Heart
  7. Odd Things
  8. Clean Up Your Room
  9. Last Will & Temperament
  10. Going Home Alone
  11. Yugoslavia
  12. Reach for the Top
  13. Canadian Wildlife Dead Animal
  14. Roman Numerals
  15. Sidewalk Jerry
  16. You Were Speeding
  17. Mrs. Sarnicky's Toilet Paper
  18. Lonely Guy in a Room
  19. How to Write a Song
  20. Outgrossing
  21. Quennel's Mom
  22. Fishin' With Live Bait
  23. I'm Following You
  24. Todd Booster Mars Blockade
  25. Don't Talk With Your Pants Full
  26. How to Make Love to a Hooker
  27. Tora, Tora, Tora - Okay That's Enough Tora
  28. The Mistress of Snug, M.B.E.
  29. Kinky Pants
  30. Eighteen Bored Nuns
  31. Itchy Teeth
  32. Everyone in the Salad
  33. Statutory Foreplay
  34. Horses Ogling Senoritas
  35. Peat: Soil or Ground?
  36. Captain Crunch Discovers America
  37. The Pope in Primal Therapy
  38. Dusty Soup
Boot to the Head
(1998)
  1. A Piece of Pie
  2. I Shot Bambi's Mother
  3. Driving Chicks Mad
  4. A Poem
  5. Game Show, Game Show
  6. Bill From Bala
  7. A Poem
  8. Architecture Today
  9. Mrs. G
  10. Worshippers 'R' Us
  11. You People Are Fat
  12. Making Love
  13. A Poem
  14. Make Up Dirty Words
  15. You Scare the **** Out of Me
  16. Ti Kwan Leep
  17. Boot to the Head
Relax Your Mind
(1994)
  1. Her and Her Mountain
  2. Lady of the Night
  3. Child of the Universe
  4. Sweet Mary
  5. Think About It
  6. Relax Your Mind
  7. Just for a While
  8. Stranger
  9. She
  10. Great Tomato
  11. Scitnarf
  12. Stone Goddess