Shake (Like a Lettuce Leaf) Lyrics

Prawn c***tail black forest gateau, eggs and gammon with a bottle of lambrusco,
this is opulent luxury, I'm as happy as a pig in s*** could be!
You keep your cordon bleu, and your seedless grapes,
you know where you can stick your brown eggs!
I just want what every man wants,
a nibble on your vol-au-vents...and a pint!

(So Just) Shake shake shake like a lettuce leaf,
shake it til the slugs fall off!
(So Just) Shake shake shake like a lettuce leaf,
shake it til the slugs fall off!

I like simple things, meaty pies!
I like potato chips and I like my sushi deep fried.
never could p***ounce houderves,
cannot speak the language of love!
I just want what every man wants,
a nibble on your vol-au-vents...and a pint!

(So Just) Shake shake shake like a lettuce leaf,
shake it til the slugs fall off!
(So Just) Shake shake shake like a lettuce leaf,
shake it til the slugs fall off!
(solo)

(So Just) Shake shake shake like a lettuce leaf,
shake it til the slugs fall off!
(So Just) Shake shake shake like a lettuce leaf,
shake it til the slugs fall off!

(So Just) Shake shake shake like a lettuce leaf,
shake it til the slugs fall off!
(So Just) Shake shake shake like a lettuce leaf,
shake it til the slugs fall off!