Virginity Lyrics

I don't know why she called
but it was her strange way
of tellin me bout her
f***!
she told me that she was the one
and then everything was done
and then I looked around
what did I see?

Well I f***** her
Right underneath the tree
and I can't believe I took her viginity
virginity x 2

and then I just woke up
what a strange nightmare
my eyes couldn't focus
was it her?
was it a friend or foe?
I didn't want to know
but as I turned around
what did I see?
Well I f***** her
Right underneath the tree
and I can't believe I took her virginity
virginity x 2
virgin tea x 4

won't you buy some virgin tea? x 4

Well I f***** her
Right underneath the tree
and I can't believe I took her virginity
virginity x 2

and then I just woke up
what a strange nightmare
my eyes couldn't focus
was it her...?