I Still Love Lucy
By Steve Seskin and Austin Gardner
HAVE YOU NOTICED WHEN WE GO SHOPPING THESE DAYS
THERE'S SO MUCH FOR US TO DECIDE
THEY GOT FIFTY-FIVE VARIETIES OF CEREAL
THEY ALL GOT HIGH TECH TOYS INSIDE
THEY'RE PUSHIN' IMPORTED GOURMET ICE CREAM
WITH NAMES I CAN'T EVEN p***OUNCE
YOU KNOW THE ADVERTISIN' WORLD IS COUNTIN' ON ME
BUT THEY MIGHT AS WELL COUNT ME OUT
CHORUS:
I EAT MEAT AND POTATOES WITH WONDER BREAD
I BUY VANILLA AT THE DAIRY QUEEN
I BRUSH WITH CREST
WASH WITH IVORY SOAP
AND I'M PROUD TO USE BRILL CREAM
MY SNEAKERS ARE KEDS I WEAR LEVI'S JEANS
I WATCH A BLACK AND WHITE TV
AND I STILL LOVE LUCY
I WENT DOWN TO THE SPORTING GOODS STORE
'CAUSE MY KEDS FINALLY GAVE UP THE GHOST
THE SALESMAN WAS SOME RICH COLLEGE KID
HE LOOKED AT ME LIKE I WAS SOME KIND OF JOKE
HE SAID DO YOU PLAY RACQUETBALL, BASKETBALL, TENNIS OR SQUASH
ON CLAY, GRASS OR CONCRETE?
I SAID JUST GIMME SOMETHIN' CHEAP IN A TEN DOUBLE EE
THAT SIMPLY COVERS MY FEET
REPEAT CHORUS
NOW, LEVI STRAUSS IS A HERO OF MINE
HE'S THE BLUE JEANS PIONEER
IN FACT THE PAIR THAT I HAVE ON RIGHT NOT
I'VE BEEN WEARIN' FOR SEVENTEEN YEARS
NOW THEY'VE GOT JORDACHE, SERGIO, GUESS AND SASSOON
AND SOME GUY NAMED CALVIN KLEIN
NOW I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT IT MAKES ME NERVOUS
WEARIN' SOMEONE'S NAME ON MY BEHIND
REPEAT CHORUS
By Steve Seskin and Austin Gardner
HAVE YOU NOTICED WHEN WE GO SHOPPING THESE DAYS
THERE'S SO MUCH FOR US TO DECIDE
THEY GOT FIFTY-FIVE VARIETIES OF CEREAL
THEY ALL GOT HIGH TECH TOYS INSIDE
THEY'RE PUSHIN' IMPORTED GOURMET ICE CREAM
WITH NAMES I CAN'T EVEN p***OUNCE
YOU KNOW THE ADVERTISIN' WORLD IS COUNTIN' ON ME
BUT THEY MIGHT AS WELL COUNT ME OUT
CHORUS:
I EAT MEAT AND POTATOES WITH WONDER BREAD
I BUY VANILLA AT THE DAIRY QUEEN
I BRUSH WITH CREST
WASH WITH IVORY SOAP
AND I'M PROUD TO USE BRILL CREAM
MY SNEAKERS ARE KEDS I WEAR LEVI'S JEANS
I WATCH A BLACK AND WHITE TV
AND I STILL LOVE LUCY
I WENT DOWN TO THE SPORTING GOODS STORE
'CAUSE MY KEDS FINALLY GAVE UP THE GHOST
THE SALESMAN WAS SOME RICH COLLEGE KID
HE LOOKED AT ME LIKE I WAS SOME KIND OF JOKE
HE SAID DO YOU PLAY RACQUETBALL, BASKETBALL, TENNIS OR SQUASH
ON CLAY, GRASS OR CONCRETE?
I SAID JUST GIMME SOMETHIN' CHEAP IN A TEN DOUBLE EE
THAT SIMPLY COVERS MY FEET
REPEAT CHORUS
NOW, LEVI STRAUSS IS A HERO OF MINE
HE'S THE BLUE JEANS PIONEER
IN FACT THE PAIR THAT I HAVE ON RIGHT NOT
I'VE BEEN WEARIN' FOR SEVENTEEN YEARS
NOW THEY'VE GOT JORDACHE, SERGIO, GUESS AND SASSOON
AND SOME GUY NAMED CALVIN KLEIN
NOW I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT IT MAKES ME NERVOUS
WEARIN' SOMEONE'S NAME ON MY BEHIND
REPEAT CHORUS