Como estas chickadee
Have a housemaid on your knee
Eat an apple everyday
An onion keeps everyone away
Have an athlete on your feet
Have a love-smell on your sheet
Eat an apple everyday
The doctor has gotta keep away
Chorus
He'll tell you
Thanks for the memory
Thanks for it all
Wham bam thank you mam
Thanks for the ball
Have a burglar alarm
Have a milkmaid on your farm
Can you raise a ballyhoo
If only there's nothing else to do
Have some b***er with your fly
They said bananas could get you high
Eat an apple everyday
For the doctor has gotta earn his pay
Chorus
He'll tell you
Thanks for the memory
Thanks for it all
Wham bam thank you mam
Thanks for the ball
(Wham bam thanks you mam)
(Wham bam thanks you mam)
(Wham bam thanks you mam)
(Wham bam thanks you mam)
(Wham bam thanks you mam)
(Wham bam thanks you mam)
(Wham bam thanks you mam)
(Wham bam thanks you mam)
Break
Come a-west us chickadee *
Tap the water on your knee
Eat an apple everyday
The doctor has gotta keep away
Chorus
He'll tell you
Thanks for the memory
Thanks for it all
Wham bam thank you mam
Thanks for the ball
He'll tell you
Thanks for the memory yeh
Thanks for it all
Wham bam thank you very much mam
Thanks for the ball
Have a housemaid on your knee
Eat an apple everyday
An onion keeps everyone away
Have an athlete on your feet
Have a love-smell on your sheet
Eat an apple everyday
The doctor has gotta keep away
Chorus
He'll tell you
Thanks for the memory
Thanks for it all
Wham bam thank you mam
Thanks for the ball
Have a burglar alarm
Have a milkmaid on your farm
Can you raise a ballyhoo
If only there's nothing else to do
Have some b***er with your fly
They said bananas could get you high
Eat an apple everyday
For the doctor has gotta earn his pay
Chorus
He'll tell you
Thanks for the memory
Thanks for it all
Wham bam thank you mam
Thanks for the ball
(Wham bam thanks you mam)
(Wham bam thanks you mam)
(Wham bam thanks you mam)
(Wham bam thanks you mam)
(Wham bam thanks you mam)
(Wham bam thanks you mam)
(Wham bam thanks you mam)
(Wham bam thanks you mam)
Break
Come a-west us chickadee *
Tap the water on your knee
Eat an apple everyday
The doctor has gotta keep away
Chorus
He'll tell you
Thanks for the memory
Thanks for it all
Wham bam thank you mam
Thanks for the ball
He'll tell you
Thanks for the memory yeh
Thanks for it all
Wham bam thank you very much mam
Thanks for the ball