I'm all strung-out, an', my money's spent
Can't really tell ya' where last year went
But, I've given up paying my bills for Lent
My landlord, he says he wants his rent
f*** 'im!
Hey, now, the women they come, the women they go;
The hens start to cackle when the c*** starts to crow
Hell, I take 'em in when the warm winds blow
But, I boot 'em in the a** once it starts t' snow
'Cause, fuuuuuuuuuck them!
Yeah, got a letter from my folks, and, they say they're in debt
They say that things are as bad as they can possibly get
Y'know, I haven't answered that letter yet
I might use it to light my cigarette
'Cause, fuuuuuuuuuck them!
What'd they ever do for me anyway?
Threw me outta the house when I was twenty-nine years old,
And, cut off my allowance...
f*** 'em!
Hey, a woman come around and handed me a line
About a lot of little orphan kids sufferin' and dyin'
s***, I give 'er a quarter, 'cause one of 'em might be mine
Yeah, the rest of those b******s can keep right on cryin'
I mean, fuuuck kids! Throw up on your shoulder, p*** in your lap,
Never give ya' nothin' -- f*** 'em!
I had a fight last night with a big lumberjack
I spent most the fight layin' flat on my back
Y'know he beat me up fair, and, that's a fact
But, I busted his head as soon as he turned his back
'Cause, fuuuuuuuuuck "fair fighting"!
Yeaaaaaah, y'know, my junkie buddy got the shakes again
He give me five bucks in the autumn rain
I'm s'posed t' bring back somethin' t' kill his pain, heh, heh
Aw, s***! I took the bread an' I jumped on a train
'Cause, fuuuuuuuuuck junkies! Menace to society, break into your house, steal your TV set
An' go p*** it, and stick up gas stations, then wanna get rehabilitated right next-door t' you
f*** them!
Hey, I caught a cold, I'm chilled an' wet
An', I'm coughin' blood, an' I'm short of breath
An' at the foot of my bed sits Old Man Death, He says:
"Hey Shel, " he says, "ain't you ready t' go yet?"
An', I says...
He says: "You're the Devil's favorite pet!"
An', I says...
He says: "He's waitin' for ya..."
"And, you're late..."
An' I says:
"FUUUUUUUUUCK HIM! LET THE MOTHER WAIT! I GOT THINGS I AIN'T DONE YET, AND BILLS I HAVE NOT PAID! I GOT PEOPLE I AIN'T f***** UP, AN' I GOT CHICKS THAT I HAVEN'T KNOCKED UP AND LEFT YET! I'VE GOT things T' DO...PLACES T' GO.... PEOPLE T' DO!
HA HA-HA-HA!..."
Can't really tell ya' where last year went
But, I've given up paying my bills for Lent
My landlord, he says he wants his rent
f*** 'im!
Hey, now, the women they come, the women they go;
The hens start to cackle when the c*** starts to crow
Hell, I take 'em in when the warm winds blow
But, I boot 'em in the a** once it starts t' snow
'Cause, fuuuuuuuuuck them!
Yeah, got a letter from my folks, and, they say they're in debt
They say that things are as bad as they can possibly get
Y'know, I haven't answered that letter yet
I might use it to light my cigarette
'Cause, fuuuuuuuuuck them!
What'd they ever do for me anyway?
Threw me outta the house when I was twenty-nine years old,
And, cut off my allowance...
f*** 'em!
Hey, a woman come around and handed me a line
About a lot of little orphan kids sufferin' and dyin'
s***, I give 'er a quarter, 'cause one of 'em might be mine
Yeah, the rest of those b******s can keep right on cryin'
I mean, fuuuck kids! Throw up on your shoulder, p*** in your lap,
Never give ya' nothin' -- f*** 'em!
I had a fight last night with a big lumberjack
I spent most the fight layin' flat on my back
Y'know he beat me up fair, and, that's a fact
But, I busted his head as soon as he turned his back
'Cause, fuuuuuuuuuck "fair fighting"!
Yeaaaaaah, y'know, my junkie buddy got the shakes again
He give me five bucks in the autumn rain
I'm s'posed t' bring back somethin' t' kill his pain, heh, heh
Aw, s***! I took the bread an' I jumped on a train
'Cause, fuuuuuuuuuck junkies! Menace to society, break into your house, steal your TV set
An' go p*** it, and stick up gas stations, then wanna get rehabilitated right next-door t' you
f*** them!
Hey, I caught a cold, I'm chilled an' wet
An', I'm coughin' blood, an' I'm short of breath
An' at the foot of my bed sits Old Man Death, He says:
"Hey Shel, " he says, "ain't you ready t' go yet?"
An', I says...
He says: "You're the Devil's favorite pet!"
An', I says...
He says: "He's waitin' for ya..."
"And, you're late..."
An' I says:
"FUUUUUUUUUCK HIM! LET THE MOTHER WAIT! I GOT THINGS I AIN'T DONE YET, AND BILLS I HAVE NOT PAID! I GOT PEOPLE I AIN'T f***** UP, AN' I GOT CHICKS THAT I HAVEN'T KNOCKED UP AND LEFT YET! I'VE GOT things T' DO...PLACES T' GO.... PEOPLE T' DO!
HA HA-HA-HA!..."