Alphabet soup, it was alphabet soup
Which learned me to talk, when that was all I could do
Which turned one complication into the next
Gave me more confusion than I'd ever expect
And I never got better, never got worse
I told my stories that you'd never heard
And I snap the doors from the hinges
I pull the pictures from the wall
I knock back a bottle, and I'll give you a call
But we get lost in the alphabet, who knows why
As long as you know I did seriously try
But you know it's just a heartbreak soup for me
Aah you know I'm living in a heartbreak soup
Everyone on the level I sat in the high chair
I learned my lesson early, that life's never fair
Spaghetti and ketchup, pizza and chips
I stared at my reflection dancing the words on my lips
And I never got better, I never got worse
I made up stories that you'd never heard
And I snap the doors from the hinges
I pull the pictures from the wall
I knock back a bottle and I'll give you a call
But you know, it's only heartbreak soup for me
And I know you think I'm living free
But you know, it's just a heartbreak soup for me
Knocking back heartbreak soup, oh yeah
I'm living in a heartbreak, heartbreak soup
Ah goodnight Mr. Money, goodnight Mr. Moon
I'm hanging on with my big fat spoon
Knocking back heartbreak soup
Heartbreak soup, heartbreak soup
Which learned me to talk, when that was all I could do
Which turned one complication into the next
Gave me more confusion than I'd ever expect
And I never got better, never got worse
I told my stories that you'd never heard
And I snap the doors from the hinges
I pull the pictures from the wall
I knock back a bottle, and I'll give you a call
But we get lost in the alphabet, who knows why
As long as you know I did seriously try
But you know it's just a heartbreak soup for me
Aah you know I'm living in a heartbreak soup
Everyone on the level I sat in the high chair
I learned my lesson early, that life's never fair
Spaghetti and ketchup, pizza and chips
I stared at my reflection dancing the words on my lips
And I never got better, I never got worse
I made up stories that you'd never heard
And I snap the doors from the hinges
I pull the pictures from the wall
I knock back a bottle and I'll give you a call
But you know, it's only heartbreak soup for me
And I know you think I'm living free
But you know, it's just a heartbreak soup for me
Knocking back heartbreak soup, oh yeah
I'm living in a heartbreak, heartbreak soup
Ah goodnight Mr. Money, goodnight Mr. Moon
I'm hanging on with my big fat spoon
Knocking back heartbreak soup
Heartbreak soup, heartbreak soup