I''ve got the time / and you''ve got the s***e / I''m gonna wipe you down
and lick the smile off your face, the smile off your face
Though we know that it''s wrong / towel sets / matching combs
Oh it looks so good but does it turn you on?
Oh... / I want you now / and I want you here / so lie down by the fire
and if the neighbours hear, the neighbours hear
''cos they don''t understand / what you''ve got / in your hand
Oh it looks so good but does it turn you on?
Oh... yeah! / Are we going to do it again?
Sideways? / I was still in the queue when you came
Delivered me from his ''n'' hers / you pulled the units down
Delivered me from his ''n'' hers / and when I saw his face
oh it made me feel better / Oh now it''s gone too far / we gave up hope
and the future''s bleak / just a soap on a rope, a soap on a rope
Put the rope around his neck
Pull it tight / he''s erect / oh and it looks so good but does it turn you on?
Oh... yeah! / Are we going to do it again?
Shove it in sideways / I was still in the queue when you came
Delivered me from his ''n'' hers / you pulled the units down
Delivered me from his ''n'' hers / and when I saw his face
oh it made me feel better
So we laid in bed afterwards and / she asked me
what made me frightened / and I said
"I''m frightened of Belgian chocolates / I''m frightened of pot pourri
I''m frightened of James Dean posters
I''m frightened of twenty-six inch screens / I''m frightened of remote control
I''m frightened of endowment plans / I''m frightened of figurines
I''m frightened of evenings in the Brincliffe Oaks searching for a conversation."
"Oh you''re stupid," she said / and she took my hand
she took my hand and she said / "I want
I want you / I want you to / I want you to touch
I want you to touch me / I want you to touch me."
Oh... / Are we going to do it again? / Shove it in sideways
I was still in the queue when you came
Delivered me from his ''n'' hers / you pulled the units down
Delivered me from his ''n'' hers / and when I saw his face
you know it made me feel better.
and lick the smile off your face, the smile off your face
Though we know that it''s wrong / towel sets / matching combs
Oh it looks so good but does it turn you on?
Oh... / I want you now / and I want you here / so lie down by the fire
and if the neighbours hear, the neighbours hear
''cos they don''t understand / what you''ve got / in your hand
Oh it looks so good but does it turn you on?
Oh... yeah! / Are we going to do it again?
Sideways? / I was still in the queue when you came
Delivered me from his ''n'' hers / you pulled the units down
Delivered me from his ''n'' hers / and when I saw his face
oh it made me feel better / Oh now it''s gone too far / we gave up hope
and the future''s bleak / just a soap on a rope, a soap on a rope
Put the rope around his neck
Pull it tight / he''s erect / oh and it looks so good but does it turn you on?
Oh... yeah! / Are we going to do it again?
Shove it in sideways / I was still in the queue when you came
Delivered me from his ''n'' hers / you pulled the units down
Delivered me from his ''n'' hers / and when I saw his face
oh it made me feel better
So we laid in bed afterwards and / she asked me
what made me frightened / and I said
"I''m frightened of Belgian chocolates / I''m frightened of pot pourri
I''m frightened of James Dean posters
I''m frightened of twenty-six inch screens / I''m frightened of remote control
I''m frightened of endowment plans / I''m frightened of figurines
I''m frightened of evenings in the Brincliffe Oaks searching for a conversation."
"Oh you''re stupid," she said / and she took my hand
she took my hand and she said / "I want
I want you / I want you to / I want you to touch
I want you to touch me / I want you to touch me."
Oh... / Are we going to do it again? / Shove it in sideways
I was still in the queue when you came
Delivered me from his ''n'' hers / you pulled the units down
Delivered me from his ''n'' hers / and when I saw his face
you know it made me feel better.