I was backstage at a festival in Germany
Talking to a cute, fair skinned brunette
I asked her if she wanted to have a beer
and if she liked our set
I noticed that her hair was longer in the back
I figured that's cuz she's canadian
That's why I was surprised when she told me
she was kinda l******
That's when I realized it was Tegan
or maybe it was Sara
I'm pretty sure that it was Tegan
Cuz Johnny Samson said she was the cooler one
I told her that I was a big fan of her band
She asked me if I had a favorite song
I admitted that I never actually heard them
But I like K.D. Lang
I told her this Jew knows about the Junos
and how they got robbed three times in a row
And then I asked her if she knew of anyone who's selling pills or blow
That's when I creeped out Tegan
Or maybe I just p***** her
off when I asked her if her sister
And her had ever had a threesome
Where they both ganged up on one girl
A fourgy or a fivesome
Do they think strapons are groovy
And had they ever seen the movie
"Bound", and did they like Jenifer Tilly
Did they like Jennifer Tilly
Tegan said she
Preferred Gina Gershon
Angelina Jolie
In a "Gia" movie
That was on HBO
And "If these walls could talk"
Made Sara cry alot
After that I forgot what she said
That's the problem with Colonapam
So many things I don't remember
But I got a sinking feeling
I think she's my devigan
And I think I creeping Tegan
I was creeping out on Tegan
I hope it wasn't Sara
Cuz Skiba said she is the cooler one
Talking to a cute, fair skinned brunette
I asked her if she wanted to have a beer
and if she liked our set
I noticed that her hair was longer in the back
I figured that's cuz she's canadian
That's why I was surprised when she told me
she was kinda l******
That's when I realized it was Tegan
or maybe it was Sara
I'm pretty sure that it was Tegan
Cuz Johnny Samson said she was the cooler one
I told her that I was a big fan of her band
She asked me if I had a favorite song
I admitted that I never actually heard them
But I like K.D. Lang
I told her this Jew knows about the Junos
and how they got robbed three times in a row
And then I asked her if she knew of anyone who's selling pills or blow
That's when I creeped out Tegan
Or maybe I just p***** her
off when I asked her if her sister
And her had ever had a threesome
Where they both ganged up on one girl
A fourgy or a fivesome
Do they think strapons are groovy
And had they ever seen the movie
"Bound", and did they like Jenifer Tilly
Did they like Jennifer Tilly
Tegan said she
Preferred Gina Gershon
Angelina Jolie
In a "Gia" movie
That was on HBO
And "If these walls could talk"
Made Sara cry alot
After that I forgot what she said
That's the problem with Colonapam
So many things I don't remember
But I got a sinking feeling
I think she's my devigan
And I think I creeping Tegan
I was creeping out on Tegan
I hope it wasn't Sara
Cuz Skiba said she is the cooler one