Floyd the Barber (live) Lyrics

Bell on door clangs 'Come on in'
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down (in the) chair don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face
I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shamed

Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Pee-pee pressed against my lips
I was shamed [3X]

I sense others in the room
Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I die smothered in Andy's clutch
I was shamed
I was shaved
I was shamed