Mod Flanders Conspiracy Lyrics

Take a Ride on My One-Wheeled Rickshaw
(2005)
  1. Hoot Mon Is Skippered by the Captain's Malone
  2. Knee-Deep in the Squantz Bog of Naugatuck
  3. My 7th Grade Bus Driver Yells at Dead Trees
  4. Take a Ride on My One-Wheeled Rickshaw
  5. Spatulizing Lil' Mooky's Ostrich Eggs
  6. There Are No Marias Allowed in My Ant Farm
  7. Chris... Trailer Tappage in Rochester
  8. Laying Roadside Talking to Corpses
  9. This Is How to Use the Three Sea Shells
...The Tragic Urn Spill...
(2002)
  1. My Dad Shaves His Beemus Every Kwanzaa
  2. The Zimbabwe Sea Shanties of the Swashbuckler
  3. Bill Nye the Science Guy Makes Me Wanna Cut Myself
  4. Such Is the Wrath of the Thrice Angered Manatee
  5. The Happy Shroom y No Molestes Mi Hi Jo
  6. The Goat Cobbler Says Ahooey Ahooey
  7. Just Because I Got My Arms and Legs Surgically Lengthened Doesn't Make Me a Sell-Out Midget
  8. [untitled]
Time to Bring on the Fake Plastic w****s
(2001)
  1. Chris
  2. The Road to Hoback Junction
  3. Lambchop
  4. Acoustic Thingy
  5. Dead Girls Don't Say No
  6. Laying Roadside Talking to Corpses
  7. My 7th Grade Bus Driver Likes to Yell at Dead Trees
  8. Bill Nye the Science Guy Makes Me Wanna Cut Myself