.

My d*** Lyrics

My d*** cost a late night fee
Your d*** got the HIV
My d*** plays on the double feature screen
Your d*** went straight to DVD
My d***- bigger than a bridge
Your d*** look like a little kid's
My d***- large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your s*** look like you fourteen

My d***- locked in a cage, right
Your d*** suffer from stage fright
My d***- so hot, it's stolen
Your d*** look like Gary Coleman

My d***- pink and big
Your d*** stinks like s***
My d*** got a Caesar do,
Your d*** needs a tweezer, dude

My d*** is like super size
Your d*** look like two fries
My d***- more mass than the Earth
Your d***- half staff, it needs work

My d***- been there done that
Your d*** sits there with dunce cap
My d***- V.I.P.
Your s*** needs I.D.

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got d***s like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got d***s like Jesus

My d*** need no introduction
Your d*** don't even function
My d*** served a whole lunch-in
Your d***- it look like a munchkin

My d***- size of a pumpkin
Your d*** look like Macaulay c**kin
My d***- good good lovin'
Your d***- good for nothin'

My d*** bench pressed 350
Your d*** couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My d***- pretty d*** skimpy
Your d***- hungry as a hippie

My d*** don't fit down the chimney
Your d*** is like a kid from the Philippines
My d*** is like an M16
Your d***- broken vending machine
My d*** parts the seas
Your d*** farts and queefs
My d***- rumble in the jungle
Your d*** got touched by your uncle

My d*** goes to yoga
Your d***- fruit roll-up
My d***- grade-A beef
Your d***- Mayday geek

My d***- sick and dangerous
Your d***- quick and painless
My d***- 'nuff said.
Your d*** loves Fred

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got d***s like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got d***s like Jesus
Report lyrics
Top Mickey Avalon feat. Dirt Nasty & Andre Legacy Lyrics