Do you want to hear the story of my lifeGot no reason to go home tonightI ain't complaining what's the useIt's just me and the boys and a pint or twoTelling lies about things we used to do
I AIN'T HAD NO FUN IN LONDONSINCE THE HAMMERSMITH PALAISNEW YORK CITY'S BORINGSINCE THE PUNKS ALL WENT AWAYTOKYO'S GONE TECHNOAND BERLIN'S GOING CRAZYI AIN'T HAD NO FUN SINCE HAMMERSMITH PALAIS
I AIN'T HAD NO FUN IN LONDONSINCE THE HAMMERSMITH PALAISNEW YORK CITY'S BORINGSINCE THE PUNKS ALL WENT AWAYTOKYO'S GONE TECHNOAND BERLIN'S GOING CRAZYI AIN'T HAD NO FUN SINCE HAMMERSMITH PALAIS