"Oh! Oh! Oh!"
"Marty? Marty, Why are you crying?"
"Oh, I can't find my doggy, Grover!
He was here one minute and then he was gone!"
"No, Marty. Marty, It is okay. You do not have to cry anymore.
I know what happened to your doggy."
"You do? What happened Grover, Tell me"
"Well, Your doggy, He got Sesame Street Fever,
And he went down to the Disco to boogie."
"Oh? Well he must be there now. Let's go!"
"..Where?"
"To the Disco!"
"Oh! Oh! Yes! Right!
Let us go to the Disco!
Think of those big flashing lights and they dance,
Everybody is always dressed up pretty and clean..."
Has anybody seen my dog?
Has anybody seen my dog?
He's gone and left me, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa,
Why'd he ever have to go?
Has anybody seen my dog?
Has anybody seen my dog?
He's left me crying, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa,
Why'd he ever have to go?
He was not fancy, Collared and curled,
Strollin' the avenue,
He was a real dog, Faithful and true,
Now he's left me, Boo-hoo-hoo.
Boo-hoo-hoo, Has anybody seen my dog?
Has anybody seen my dog?
I'm all so lonesome, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa,
Why'd he ever have to go?
"Marty Look! Look!
There is your doggy, dancing with Big Bird"
"Moo-moo-moo-moo-moo"
"No, that's not my doggy, that's a cow!"
"Oh, you are right, it is a moo-cow!
Quick! Quick! There he is!
Your doggy is getting funky with Cookie Monster!"
"Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack!
Quack! Quack! Quack!"
"Funky! Funky! Funky! Funky!"
"No, That's not my dog, that's a duck!"
"Oh, yes of course it is a duck!
Has anybody seen my dog?
Has anybody seen my dog?
He's gone and left me, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa,
Why'd he ever have to go?
Has anybody seen my dog?
Has anybody seen my dog?
He's left me crying, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa,
Why'd he ever have to go?
He was not foolish, Or fickle or mean
Or evil or insincere.
But he hurt my feelings, and I'm cryin' tears
For him cause he's not here
Has anybody seen, Has any-anybody seen my dog?
Has anybody seen my dog?
I'm all so lonesome, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa,
Why'd he ever have to go?
I'm all so lonesome, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa,
Why'd he ever have to go?
fade
"Roof! Roof!"
"Marty? Marty, Why are you crying?"
"Oh, I can't find my doggy, Grover!
He was here one minute and then he was gone!"
"No, Marty. Marty, It is okay. You do not have to cry anymore.
I know what happened to your doggy."
"You do? What happened Grover, Tell me"
"Well, Your doggy, He got Sesame Street Fever,
And he went down to the Disco to boogie."
"Oh? Well he must be there now. Let's go!"
"..Where?"
"To the Disco!"
"Oh! Oh! Yes! Right!
Let us go to the Disco!
Think of those big flashing lights and they dance,
Everybody is always dressed up pretty and clean..."
Has anybody seen my dog?
Has anybody seen my dog?
He's gone and left me, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa,
Why'd he ever have to go?
Has anybody seen my dog?
Has anybody seen my dog?
He's left me crying, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa,
Why'd he ever have to go?
He was not fancy, Collared and curled,
Strollin' the avenue,
He was a real dog, Faithful and true,
Now he's left me, Boo-hoo-hoo.
Boo-hoo-hoo, Has anybody seen my dog?
Has anybody seen my dog?
I'm all so lonesome, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa,
Why'd he ever have to go?
"Marty Look! Look!
There is your doggy, dancing with Big Bird"
"Moo-moo-moo-moo-moo"
"No, that's not my doggy, that's a cow!"
"Oh, you are right, it is a moo-cow!
Quick! Quick! There he is!
Your doggy is getting funky with Cookie Monster!"
"Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack!
Quack! Quack! Quack!"
"Funky! Funky! Funky! Funky!"
"No, That's not my dog, that's a duck!"
"Oh, yes of course it is a duck!
Has anybody seen my dog?
Has anybody seen my dog?
He's gone and left me, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa,
Why'd he ever have to go?
Has anybody seen my dog?
Has anybody seen my dog?
He's left me crying, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa,
Why'd he ever have to go?
He was not foolish, Or fickle or mean
Or evil or insincere.
But he hurt my feelings, and I'm cryin' tears
For him cause he's not here
Has anybody seen, Has any-anybody seen my dog?
Has anybody seen my dog?
I'm all so lonesome, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa,
Why'd he ever have to go?
I'm all so lonesome, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa,
Why'd he ever have to go?
fade
"Roof! Roof!"