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Procardia Lyrics

Voice 1(Mother):...10:30 this mornin'
Voice 2(Daughter): I can't hear you
Mother: I woke up at 10:30 this mornin' with a headache
Daughter: Oh
Mother: I wonder if I should took 'em or not
Daughter: I wouldn't take 'em
Mother: I don't know, I'm (?) up now
Daughter: Is it the first time you that took 'em
Mother: Second
Daughter: Yeah
Mother: I had a little bit of a headache this mornin'
Daughter: Well I wouldn't take 'em mom
Mother: I'll take 'em tonight 'cause I need to get rid of the headache. I've taken everything I've got, to think of
Daughter: All that blood pressure medicine you take and stuff, you
shouldn't take those things. It's better off not to sleep than to take 'em....
Mother: (mumbles something)
Daughter(yelling): Oh my god! No wonder
you've got a headache!
Your pressures probably sky high! Why have... you've gotta take that every day!
Mother: I try though
Daughter: Are you crazy!
Mother: every day...
Daughter: That's probably why you have a headache, now. Did you take it today?
Mother: I took it this mornin' yeah
Daughter: That's probably why you have a headache, 'cause your pressures up
Mother: yeah
Daughter: I don't know how you can forget to take it. When that's the only pill you take
Mother: I take so many pills you'd be surprised
Daughter: Well the blood pressure pill's the most important one. There ain't no other one as important as that one
Mother: I got one more then I gotta go get some more. I got two refills on it.
Daughter: You've only got one pill!
Mother: I only take but one a day
Daughter: Well, yeah, but you shouldn't let 'em get that low
Mother: ??? I can take one in the morning and go get some...
Daughter: They're expensive, if you have to pay for 'em, ProCardia
Mother: Nah, the other ones
Daughter: What other ones?
Mother: I got a ?? ProCardia
Daughter: Were you taking that every day?
Mother: yeah
Daughter: Well that's the blood pressure pill. The heart pill, the ProCardia. Yeah and what's the other one?
Mother: Oh, H-Y-D-R-O-G-O-N
Daughter: Oh, that's something to do with water. Water, and... uh...blood pressure.
Mother: (mumbles something)
Daughter: That's like a water pill type pressure, but the ProCardia's the important one.
Mother: yeah
Daughter: You have to take that every day
Mother: yeah
Daughter: You should take that the first thing when you get up.
Mother: yeah, uh....
Daughter: So how come you ain't takin' it
Mother: I took it yesterday, the ProCardia
Daughter: Well, how come you didn't take it today?
Mother: I had the headache today
Daughter: That's why you have a headache! You gotta take the ProCardia! Take it now!
That's what it's for, your headache. It's to make your blood pressure come down.
Mother: yeah
Daughter: If you don't you'll have a stroke, if you don't take it. If you have a headache that bad you're gonna have a stroke
Mother: I got a headache yesterday and this mornin'
Daughter: Well you better go take the ProCardia right now.
Mother: I will, I'll take it when I hang up.
Daughter: You didn't take that other blood pressure pill either?
Mother: Yeah, I took it this mornin'
Daughter: Well you should take the ProCardia right now
Mother: I'll take the ProCardia next thing. (mumbles something)
Daughter: Well how long has it been since you took the ProCardia?
Mother: two days
Daughter: How many?
Mother: three
Daughter: Well see that's ridiculous, you better go take it right now
Mother: I will
Daughter: Then you'll find out your headache will go away
Mother: yeah
Daughter: Any other medicine you take isn't that important. You ain't got nothin' but nerve pills. They ain't important.
Mother: every day
Daughter: Well the nerve pills ain't that important. The blood pressure medicine's important
Raggady Ann: Hi everybody I'm Raggady Ann
Raggady Andy: And I'm her brother Andy
Ann: Andy, what's the most wonderful machine in the whole world?
Andy: Well let's see, it's it's a...the jet plane?
Ann: Nope try again
Andy: I got it a computer
Ann: Not quite, here let me give you a clue, your standing very close to one right now
Andy: A record player?
Ann: No silly, it's your body
Andy: My body? Whats so wonderful about my body? I'm sown together with thread, filled with sawdust and rags and I've got shoe b***ons for eyes
Ann: Well...acutally I didn't mean your body, I ment the human body, everyone knows that were dolls but all the kids who are listining to us right now have real live human body's, with hearts and lungs and eyes and ears and
Andy: Wow! sounds complicated
Ann: It is, but in some ways its simple too, just think of a body as a great big machine. Like any machine you have got to take good care of it
Andy: Like eating the right foods
Ann: Yes, and getting all the sleep you need
Andy: and exercise!
Ann: Thats right! Exercise is the way to keep this machine we call a body running at top speed. Of course you've got to do it right, come on Andy let's show them how!
Andy: Okey doke!
Ann: First you've got to pick a spot in the center of the room where you can exercise without b**ping into anything, look around and see if you can find a spot like that, did you find one yet? Good!
Andy: Now, it's important that you loosen up your your clothes so that you can move feely, don't wear bulkly sweaters or jackets, it might help if you took your shoes off too, but if you do be sure to take of your socks as well, otherwise you might slip and fall, and we cetanly don't want that to happen. Now take a minute and do all that
Ann: Now, I think we are all ready to begin. First sit down on the floor, if you are exercising with someone else, be sure that there is enough s***e between you so that you won't b**p into eachother, it doesn't matter if Andy and I b**p into eachother, but for a real live human like you, a b**p on the head can hurt!
Andy: We're going to start very slowly so we can warm up, just like your mom and dad let the car warm up before they start to drive it, you dont want to start to fast
Ann: First, spread your arms way out to the sides, reach out as far as you can and sreach! Feel how your muscles pull
Ann and Andy: Reaching Streaching, Reaching Streaching streach your arms out straight. Reaching Streaching Reaching Streaching Doesnt it feel great!
Ann: Come on I bet you can streach farther than that, let's try it again, this time without the words...
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