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Christmas Story Lyrics

was the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
everybody was stoned, even the mouse.

Man from the w**** house and me from the jail,
I just settled down to get a piece of her tail.
When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter,
I tripped on my d*** and busted my bladder!
I went downstairs and what did I see?!
A fat little red f**et hangin' from a tree.

He stuffed the stockings with reefers and beer,
and a big fat hairy d*** for the family queer.

That's the end of my story. Funny wasn't it, ya see?
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