Christmas b**** Lyrics

christmas b****, christmas b****,
i've got great big christmas b****
paint them up like santa claus,
i've got christmas b****
every year at christmas time
i pull out my b****
i string em up real nice and tight
and drag em down the hall

they look so fine hanging there
on my christmas tree
and people come from miles around
just so they can see

my christmas b****, christmas b****
i've got great big christmas b****
paint them up like santa claus,
i've got christmas b****

when i was just a little boy
i saw santa at the mall
he asked me what i wanted
and i told him great big b****
i showed them off at christmas time
to all my family, mom and dad and sister too
were so proud to see my
christmas b****, christmas b****
i've got great big christmas b****
paint them up like santa claus,
i've got christmas b****

every year at the holidays
reporters come see me
you've probably seen me show my b****
on national tv

now i'm so much older
but my b**** i have saved
and when i'm dead and gone away
just stick em on my grave
my christmas b****, christmas b****
i've got great big christmas b****
paint them up like santa claus,
i've got christmas b****

christmas b****, christmas b****
i've got great big christmas b****
paint them up like santa claus,
i've got christmas b****

christmas b****, christmas b****
i've got great big christmas b****
paint them up like santa claus,
i've got christmas b****

i've got christmas b****