Ahh Mrs Jooti I'm pleased to tell you
That you have given birth to a healthy baby boy.
What are you going to call him?
Ummm I think I am going to call himmm Kamaljit.
Kamaljit err what a lovely name.
[Chorus:]
Who the hell is kamaljit I'm just gonna tell how it is,
I've bin doin' it since I was a kid, so I'm
Givin' you all I gotta give.(ohh ohh)
Who the hell is Kamaljit
Ever since steppin' in da game,
I know life will never be the same,
But theres some things that will never change.
[Verse 1]
Back in da day wen I was just a little minor.
Before my motha even spat me out of her vagini.
I was swimmin' in my daddys sak wiv a book in my hand
When I focused and spotted a mic being the crostay gland.
I picked it up cautiously but it magnetized me surprised me,
I had to fight the power like the eyes of me.
Memorised rhymmes but I kept loosin' them all,
So i scribbled down on my mothas uterus wall.
So years went by and Jay Sean went down in history
Like superman my composition was a mystery.
I was 2 and other kids were learnin' the alphabet
But I was revision schemes to make the catch
That I was out to get.
Only 3 and already my rhymes were out to win,
My s*** wud drop so hard
That even the panties couldn't hold it in.
Bribed by the geniuses by lyricists and scientists,
Only 6 and I was lecturing my alliances,
Even Einstein came to knock upon my door ya know.
p***** off cus I updated his formula,
When he sniffed the excellence
And replaced the mc squared with mc Jay Sean,
Change it even no one dares scared
Cus I went on to steal his Nobel prize
For being the youngest mother f*****' genius alive.
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
I ain't no gangsta,
I ain't no hood rat,
I ain't a thug and
I don't call girls pigeons so
I ain't no scrub.
I ain't talkin' about f*****
Which is all for fawns and
I don't do drive bus
Or rob or break no laws.
I ain't perfect and
I ain't sayin'
I got no flaws,
Naa scratch that
I'm lyin' stop yo pause.
I ain't a junkie so
I ain't touched no crack,
I never took an e issue
Or took or smoked a sack.
And I ain't rich so
I don't drive a Lexus or a Benz,
Jeep or a Beemer just an escort my friends.
And I ain't from the hood
I even went to private skool so
I have never had to watch my back
For rendezvous and
I ain't had it hard
That you have given birth to a healthy baby boy.
What are you going to call him?
Ummm I think I am going to call himmm Kamaljit.
Kamaljit err what a lovely name.
[Chorus:]
Who the hell is kamaljit I'm just gonna tell how it is,
I've bin doin' it since I was a kid, so I'm
Givin' you all I gotta give.(ohh ohh)
Who the hell is Kamaljit
Ever since steppin' in da game,
I know life will never be the same,
But theres some things that will never change.
[Verse 1]
Back in da day wen I was just a little minor.
Before my motha even spat me out of her vagini.
I was swimmin' in my daddys sak wiv a book in my hand
When I focused and spotted a mic being the crostay gland.
I picked it up cautiously but it magnetized me surprised me,
I had to fight the power like the eyes of me.
Memorised rhymmes but I kept loosin' them all,
So i scribbled down on my mothas uterus wall.
So years went by and Jay Sean went down in history
Like superman my composition was a mystery.
I was 2 and other kids were learnin' the alphabet
But I was revision schemes to make the catch
That I was out to get.
Only 3 and already my rhymes were out to win,
My s*** wud drop so hard
That even the panties couldn't hold it in.
Bribed by the geniuses by lyricists and scientists,
Only 6 and I was lecturing my alliances,
Even Einstein came to knock upon my door ya know.
p***** off cus I updated his formula,
When he sniffed the excellence
And replaced the mc squared with mc Jay Sean,
Change it even no one dares scared
Cus I went on to steal his Nobel prize
For being the youngest mother f*****' genius alive.
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
I ain't no gangsta,
I ain't no hood rat,
I ain't a thug and
I don't call girls pigeons so
I ain't no scrub.
I ain't talkin' about f*****
Which is all for fawns and
I don't do drive bus
Or rob or break no laws.
I ain't perfect and
I ain't sayin'
I got no flaws,
Naa scratch that
I'm lyin' stop yo pause.
I ain't a junkie so
I ain't touched no crack,
I never took an e issue
Or took or smoked a sack.
And I ain't rich so
I don't drive a Lexus or a Benz,
Jeep or a Beemer just an escort my friends.
And I ain't from the hood
I even went to private skool so
I have never had to watch my back
For rendezvous and
I ain't had it hard