Red Christmas Lyrics

Jiggle my m**** f*****' b**** b****.
Insane Clown Posse back in this m**** f****
Hey yo Violent J, what's up?
It's Christmas, time for a slaughter
Maybe your wife, maybe your daughter
It's midnight, I land my sleigh
Make way for jolly St. J
Climb down the chimny, for the murder
Dressed as the fat man everyones heard of
Shimy down, shimy down, what the f***?
Somebody help me, I'm stuck
Now what to do? I feel whack
I got stuck in a chimny stack
But I hack, and shimmer on down
Santa Claus Clown
Can't f*** around, now
Livingroom, shhh, I creep
Tippy toes 'cause they asleep
I pulled out the axe and slid down the hall
I got a gift for all of ya'll
what's that? I better hide quick
Oh f***, it's the real St. Nick
And he musta been taken a s***
But regardless, I better move quick, now
So I jumped him, Santa's no joke
f***** around got my d*** neck broke
He strap, he shot, he didn't miss
(Gunshots and ho ho ho)
I had a red christmas

"I'm dreaming of a dead Christmas,
The kind you'll never have again
'cause if you have a dead Christmas,
That means your dead and that's the end"
Merry, merry Christmas you f***** chump,
Seasons greetings loser, yo 2 Dope kick it!
Jack Frost nibbles, he but f*** that
I ain't got a home so he nibbles on my n******
And my b***crack, toes, and elbows
My nutz is froze, f*** you hoes
So I made a friend like me, a snow man
He was down with the clown like a blow man
Had a hat and eyes outta charcoal
And a pipe, we fill it with indow
Me and him sang songs in the snowflakes
He ate s*****lls, I ate cornflakes
And we both would freeze are ballz off
I was there every time his head fallz off
I put it back on for him with a smile
He was my boy, made from a snow pile
Then the storm came, a blizzard
Snow, wind, ice, a blizzard
We pulled through we hid in an alley
The next day it was like sunny valley
He was meltin I was just fine
He got p***** and pulled out a nine

"If I'm gonna die you should come with me
'cause we boyz" (gunshot) It hit me
d*** I'm dying, I'm dead he got his wish
And all I got was another red christmas
"Sighlent night, violent fight
Now I'm dead, one to the head
Christmas this year seemed so whack"

Happy New Year b**** boy
Hey, I got a New Years resolution
For your chicken a** m****
To kiss my m**** f*****' a**, Woo!

Jingle Bellz, Jingle Bellz
Jingle all the way
Ask your f*****' mom b****,
The ICP don't play, hey
Wicked Clown, Wicked Clown
b****** drop your drawers
Don't talk back just suck my sack
And fiddle with my ballz

Yeah, ICP, Southwest for life,
Christmas time you know what I'm sayin,
Mr. Chris Cringle, you fat b****,
m**** f**** never gave me s***,
I'm a slap your across your
Red a** face m**** f****, uh
Southwest down
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