"Um, Mr. Jackson, what are you talking about?
Well, I've heard about those parties, they're immoral.
Mr. Jackson I thought you were a respectable gentleman..."
"Now, don't give me that "respectable gentleman" bullshit you little b****."
"Mr. Jackson!"
"Now stop playing dumb you ditsy c***!"
(chorus):
Hey, Baby I heard you like to freak.("Well, I guess so.")
Then come out to play with me. ("Heheh.")
Baby I heard you like to freak. ("Well, I guess so.")
Then come out to play with me.
(End chorus)
Hey what's up I'm new in town. I work for the circus,
s***gy the Clown. Anyway, yo girl I've seen you around.
I guess I'm tryin' say that I wanna be down, hey!
We had ice cream, sat in the park.
I walked her all the way home when it got dark.
She took me inside and when the door shut,
Next thing you know, I had my nuts in her b***, uh.
I wanna b**** that's down to f*** right away.
And even does my homies if its ok.
A little b**** that's down with a quicky, I love checky checky.
I ain't being picky though. So you might be a little bit fat.
You might even stink a bit, I don't mind that.
Even if you don't f*** on the first date.
Just put my nuts in your mouth and I'm straight
I need a girl that just don't give a f***.
So I'm caught stroking her mom. I mean, so what?
A little a skins here and there ain't nothin'.
I just need a b**** who's down with a Lil' Somethin' Somethin'.
(chorus)
My name's Violent J, so I can't f*** around.
Who's the dirtiest b**** in the whole town?
There she go, she workin' at Dairy Queen.
b**** couldn't be a day over fifteen.
So I threw her in the b*** like that.
I hit it so quick, I made her b*** cheeks clap. HaHa
Why wait around 'til she gets married.
Cause I'm ready as long as her neden's hairy.
Tootsie, Tootsie, Pumpkin Pie. Oops, looks like you nut in your eye.
My fault I didn't notice you were still there.
Now go in and wash that s*** out your hair, b****.
I want a girl not afraid to bone,
Even if her mommas and pops is still home.
And if her daddy suddenly walks in,
He just might see my nuts on his daughter's chin.
Everybody in the hood says that your easy.
You look a little cracked out, a little sleezy.
Your a basehead, baby, it ain't s***. I'm still down if you down,
For a Lil' Somethin' Somethin'. Somethin' Somethin'
(chorus)
b**** let me hit, I won't be long As soon as I nut I'm gone.
(Guess ya don't know.)
b**** let me hit, I won't be long As soon as I nut I'm gone.
(But ya dawg did.)
b**** let me hit, I won't be long As soon as I nut I'm gone.
(It's the Southwest.)
b**** let me hit, I won't be long As soon as I nut I'm gone.
"Oh-Hey, watch out! My legs- My legs don't bend back so far!"
(chorus)
"Mr. Jackson, it's been... so long since I've been f*****! Uh-uh!"
Hey,"Mr. Jackson, it's been... so long since I've been f*****! Uh-uh!"
Hey, "Mr. Jackson, it's been...so long since I've been f*****! Uh-uh!"
Hey,"Mr. Jackson, it's been... so long since I've been f*****! Uh-uh!"
Hey.
~record scratching~
"Last one undressed has to kiss everybody's a**"
(Aaaaaah!)
"Welcome sons of f*****' b****** to the wicked carney theater! Tonight's feature presentation is so f*****' scary, it'll take the wrinkles out of your
nut sack and fade your b*** hair. So get ready m**** f****** for tonight's main attraction! I
give to you: Ol' Evil Eye! Ah ha ha ha!"
~clapping~
"Alright shut the f*** up!"
Well, I've heard about those parties, they're immoral.
Mr. Jackson I thought you were a respectable gentleman..."
"Now, don't give me that "respectable gentleman" bullshit you little b****."
"Mr. Jackson!"
"Now stop playing dumb you ditsy c***!"
(chorus):
Hey, Baby I heard you like to freak.("Well, I guess so.")
Then come out to play with me. ("Heheh.")
Baby I heard you like to freak. ("Well, I guess so.")
Then come out to play with me.
(End chorus)
Hey what's up I'm new in town. I work for the circus,
s***gy the Clown. Anyway, yo girl I've seen you around.
I guess I'm tryin' say that I wanna be down, hey!
We had ice cream, sat in the park.
I walked her all the way home when it got dark.
She took me inside and when the door shut,
Next thing you know, I had my nuts in her b***, uh.
I wanna b**** that's down to f*** right away.
And even does my homies if its ok.
A little b**** that's down with a quicky, I love checky checky.
I ain't being picky though. So you might be a little bit fat.
You might even stink a bit, I don't mind that.
Even if you don't f*** on the first date.
Just put my nuts in your mouth and I'm straight
I need a girl that just don't give a f***.
So I'm caught stroking her mom. I mean, so what?
A little a skins here and there ain't nothin'.
I just need a b**** who's down with a Lil' Somethin' Somethin'.
(chorus)
My name's Violent J, so I can't f*** around.
Who's the dirtiest b**** in the whole town?
There she go, she workin' at Dairy Queen.
b**** couldn't be a day over fifteen.
So I threw her in the b*** like that.
I hit it so quick, I made her b*** cheeks clap. HaHa
Why wait around 'til she gets married.
Cause I'm ready as long as her neden's hairy.
Tootsie, Tootsie, Pumpkin Pie. Oops, looks like you nut in your eye.
My fault I didn't notice you were still there.
Now go in and wash that s*** out your hair, b****.
I want a girl not afraid to bone,
Even if her mommas and pops is still home.
And if her daddy suddenly walks in,
He just might see my nuts on his daughter's chin.
Everybody in the hood says that your easy.
You look a little cracked out, a little sleezy.
Your a basehead, baby, it ain't s***. I'm still down if you down,
For a Lil' Somethin' Somethin'. Somethin' Somethin'
(chorus)
b**** let me hit, I won't be long As soon as I nut I'm gone.
(Guess ya don't know.)
b**** let me hit, I won't be long As soon as I nut I'm gone.
(But ya dawg did.)
b**** let me hit, I won't be long As soon as I nut I'm gone.
(It's the Southwest.)
b**** let me hit, I won't be long As soon as I nut I'm gone.
"Oh-Hey, watch out! My legs- My legs don't bend back so far!"
(chorus)
"Mr. Jackson, it's been... so long since I've been f*****! Uh-uh!"
Hey,"Mr. Jackson, it's been... so long since I've been f*****! Uh-uh!"
Hey, "Mr. Jackson, it's been...so long since I've been f*****! Uh-uh!"
Hey,"Mr. Jackson, it's been... so long since I've been f*****! Uh-uh!"
Hey.
~record scratching~
"Last one undressed has to kiss everybody's a**"
(Aaaaaah!)
"Welcome sons of f*****' b****** to the wicked carney theater! Tonight's feature presentation is so f*****' scary, it'll take the wrinkles out of your
nut sack and fade your b*** hair. So get ready m**** f****** for tonight's main attraction! I
give to you: Ol' Evil Eye! Ah ha ha ha!"
~clapping~
"Alright shut the f*** up!"