Shocker in Gloomtown Lyrics

We're you there
We're you kicking
Alive in aisle twelve
Gimmick of the century
In boxes and jars
And giveaway cars
He motioning for you
Twas a band
They were sickening
Arousing everyone
PS Dump Your Boyfriend
Promotional trash
Emotional bash
With helium balloons
So now tell me
How the hell did we miss it
Bared his a** for all to see
And no one got to kiss it