LOCAL MIX-UP
r****** an ashtray - face in the light
Local mix-up, someone fix up what we broke up
The pleasure seekers are out there tonight
Local mix-up, someone fix up what we broke up
You as a person have got to think fast
Cause this is a party that's not gonna last
And this is the same place the fly got smashed
Dress him Dress him Dress him Dress him
Dress him Dress him Dress him like a queen
MURDER CHARGE
In the early days he was bursting with confidence
I saw the light changing
Over the years he began to submerge
The nervous wreck we know him to be
The nervous twisted wreck
So watch out for Joker Bob
I wish he were just a distant relative
But he's razor close like Brill-Cream gelatin
Icy cold acid in his heart
(With this we shall draw the electrifying conclusion...)
They strapped him in still chewing his bubblegum
Gave him the Jesus-shock
as the reporters watched
Finally his ticker stopped
They buried him with a smile on his puss
(And that's the electrifying conclusion)
r****** an ashtray - face in the light
Local mix-up, someone fix up what we broke up
The pleasure seekers are out there tonight
Local mix-up, someone fix up what we broke up
You as a person have got to think fast
Cause this is a party that's not gonna last
And this is the same place the fly got smashed
Dress him Dress him Dress him Dress him
Dress him Dress him Dress him like a queen
MURDER CHARGE
In the early days he was bursting with confidence
I saw the light changing
Over the years he began to submerge
The nervous wreck we know him to be
The nervous twisted wreck
So watch out for Joker Bob
I wish he were just a distant relative
But he's razor close like Brill-Cream gelatin
Icy cold acid in his heart
(With this we shall draw the electrifying conclusion...)
They strapped him in still chewing his bubblegum
Gave him the Jesus-shock
as the reporters watched
Finally his ticker stopped
They buried him with a smile on his puss
(And that's the electrifying conclusion)