Bordello Kind of Guy Lyrics

As I walked into the bar
A man came up to me and said:
You know the older you will get
The more perverted you will get
Yes, I'd like to see you try it
Oh what you gonna do about it?
Optzay, be a bad priest?
Ili primernij ononist?!
Be bad transvestattn?
Or be a good zoldatten?!
Yes, give it a try,
But me I'm jasto Bordello kind of guy!..

Mama, of course all hopes are so fragile...
Papa, how much does security costs?..
Sily oni menja pokidajut
So i did what i did and its worth what its worth
When the Trickster starts a-walking
He sets the whole world asque
Just when you think that it's all through
Its just a birth of something new
And when the Trickster starts a-pokin
Who does he need to ask permission
Before he goes in third position
I think he's justo Bordello kind of guy!...
So I walked out out of a bar
And drove like crazy for half mile
I was thirteen beers drunk
On Houston I jumped in some trunk...
We ventured on New York Throughway
Where myself I heard I say:
Shell i be classic self crusher?
Or be a good flasher?!

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